Two things bug me: smug people and the fact that Diane Keaton insists on wearing gloves to award shows in the middle of summer.

By |2017-06-14T14:53:31-05:00January 27th, 2010|My Life|

Pregnant people are stalking me. It's like they can smell that I am done reproducing, so they waddle up to me all glowy and adorable and rub their gestation in my face. I just want a beautiful little baby growing in my belly again. Andy told me to get a tape worm. Andy's an asshole. [...]