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You know when your partner does something during sex that does nothing for you, but you’re way too nice to say something? Or like when you really want to try something but are afraid to sound like an aspiring internet sex worker? Me too. I mean, for the most part, I’m pretty good at being my […]
I wasn’t going to post while on vacation, first because Andy keeps giving me the mean face when I check my email, and two because Mexico and I are actually in a fight over the actual existence of wifi. I’m all, seriously Mexico, internet travels through the air now, stop being weird about this. And Mexico […]
With social perception at an all time high, I’m tackling women and the curves that define us. From the AMA decision to label obesity as a disease, to the way we are portrayed in books or our access to fashion, the panel and I will break down the victories,emotional defeats and stigmas facing the new, […]
Not safe for work. Watch this in your closet with a sleeve of Chips Ahoy and a bottle of wine. And some lube.
In this moment, my biggest regret in life is not living years 21-24 completely naked. Not having sex with the lights on, and video taping it. Not making out with a lower class drifter in the bottom of a boat and let him sketch nude pictures of me. I could go on, but you know, […]
Uncomfortable conversations are my specialty. If there was a job that entailed sitting around all day, having uncomfortable conversations with people, I’d be the fucking CEO. Not, like, you’ve got six months to live conversations. But, the hey, you started your period on my couch conversations. The I think I accidentally hit a opossum, or […]
She came in from the deck, her fingertips frozen and black from delicately picking the melted plastic scraper brush from the grate and lighting the grill. Her hair was wet from the newly fallen snow, as she slipped out of her icey bottomed imitation Uggs. He noticed her from across the kitchen, readjusting the drawstrings […]
We had just had one of those really uncomfortable talks. The one where I explain that sometimes I want a back rub because my back hurts. And, not because I want to have sex. How, for women, it’s 80% mental. That I need wooing and hand holding and talking about things that aren’t 24 or […]
Ya know when you get home from an amazing trip visiting your friends, and your husband is all, OMG NOW. And, you are like, but dude, I have travel vagina. Which is when you have been sitting in hot airplane between two fat dudes, with your legs together too long. Plus, you didn’t wipe super […]