The Gallbladder Theory.

By |2017-06-14T15:45:43-04:00February 15th, 2011|My Life|

Whoever said your gallbladder didn't do anything important was a liar. Not only does it keep you from instantly shitting yourself the second you ingest anything fried, fatty or spicy, but, I have come to the conclusion that it is also in charge of your immune system. As in, I am four seconds from living [...]

Sans Gallbladder.

By |2017-06-14T15:47:17-04:00January 5th, 2011|My Life|

I have a lot of irrational fears in regards to surgery. What if they leave an instrument inside me? Will they laugh that my boobs fall into my armpits when I lay flat on my back? What if they take out the wrong thing? But mostly, on top of having a horrific reaction to anesthesia, [...]


By |2017-06-14T15:47:45-04:00December 20th, 2010|My Life|

I am writing you this post under unusual circumstances. Two hour ago, I discharged from the hospital in a mad rush to make it home in time to get Jude ready for his last day school Christmas party, in which he wraps a present he made for us, and last year it was a huge [...]