Your Mouth is a Horror Movie

By |2017-06-14T15:38:57-05:00August 27th, 2012|I Draw Horses, Marriage|

The older I get, the less things, in general, gross me out. It's like, you can only ignore the stuff splattered underneath the toilet seat so many times until you realize, nobody else is going to clean that shit up, so you might as well tie a sweatshirt around your face, put on some rubber [...]

A Boy Named Sue

By |2012-08-20T15:52:31-05:00August 20th, 2012|Parenting, Travel|

When you have three kids who are basically the same age, they kinda glob together into one mega kid who you assume gets enough specialness and attention from you. And that's mostly true. They like the same things, eat the same foods, bath together, and basically function like those two younger Kardashian sisters who haven't [...]