/Tag: ikea

How To Assemble Furniture

By |2017-06-14T14:39:44-04:00September 19th, 2013|Home, I Draw Horses|

Yesterday I tried to put together a television console we had purchased for the play room. Nothing fancy, just an Ikea clearance item we picked up a few weeks ago that I was tired of Andy giving me the annoyed face about every time he tripped over the heavy box going out to the garage. [...]

Andy Hates Sweden.

By |2017-06-14T16:13:59-04:00February 17th, 2012|Marriage, Parenting, Pop Culture Addiction|

Whenever Andy and I are coming off a rough patch, I get cocky and start putting our relationship in really ridiculous positions of peril, almost like a dare. Like, I dare you to want to divorce me and find where I've hidden your passport and your grandma's ashes. While he's all, let's go on a [...]

I saw Jesus in Ikea

By |2017-06-14T15:10:23-04:00September 2nd, 2008|Parenting|

Ikea is not a store, Ikea is a big fucking chore.The parking process is like fucking Disney World, which is annoying to me, as I hate parking...and walking...especially with two kids and a mother who can't contain herself. She very well may have wet herself at the big gawdy blue and gold Graceland entrance.Mom, it's [...]