Jorts is such an ugly term. It conjures up visions of dads in white socks with velcro sandals, cell phones clipped to their belts, waiting in line for churros at a theme park. […]
Why on Earth was I so late on the uptake with this? Bananas? Good. Ice cream? Good. Banana Ice Cream? Cheaper than other ice cream. So apparently, you can make ice cream out of bananas. Just bananas, nothing added. They do this weird thing that when you blend them, they turn into creamy ice cream. [...]
Curvy girls have great hair. At least I do. I mean, for so long, it was my only redeeming quality. Well, at least she has great hair.... It's the "but she's got such a pretty face" of comments. Whatever, cute hair totally made women's denim colored stretch slacks acceptable in junior high. I have gotten [...]
I am pretty sure MySpace is like the mafia, only with more quizzes and less shooting people in the face.
I am over MySpace. I never use it anymore. I now default to Facebook for my need to spy on the lives of others and pass judgment on ugly babies and closeted gay husbands. Plus, the emo blog posts and grainy cell phone pictures of my half naked teenage cousin remind me, I am way [...]