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1. My kids have iPads. I feel bad about that for exactly four seconds until we end up sprawled across my bed watching Monty Python videos on youtube together for three hours. Plus it makes it easier to drive in cars with them. 2. It takes a village to raise a child. But, don’t limit […]
Some days I call Andy at work and just make, like, a series of animalistic grunts and whines. Wheeeeeezzzeeeeee. Yeeeelppppppppp. Mew mewwwwwwww. Hisssssssss. Click. That is my best description of parenting. He always assumes I’m exaggerating. I now have photographic evidence. What Andy thinks our kids are like. What our kids are like. Andy, come […]
That weird mixture of personality, beauty and timing. I’m so in love with her.
Once upon a time, a beautiful and really rested and youthful looking queen was pregnant with a baby girl. Everyone in the kingdom was super excited, and the queen just glowed with happiness, as she already had two handsome princes who, while totally adorable and sweet, mostly liked playing video games and peeing in the […]
Whenever Andy and I are coming off a rough patch, I get cocky and start putting our relationship in really ridiculous positions of peril, almost like a dare. Like, I dare you to want to divorce me and find where I’ve hidden your passport and your grandma’s ashes. While he’s all, let’s go on a […]
Lots of memories in my life are fuzzy. How I got the scar under my chin. The time I woke up in an RV outside a Bass Pro Shop. The George Clinton concert I went to in college. But, I distinctly remember pushing Gigi out. Maybe it was the lack of drugs or the post […]
Waiting for her white rabbit. He’s notoriously late.
For the life of me, I couldn’t remember what Andy got me for my birthday last year. I think monumental gifts stopped about four years ago. We were too tired for intricacy. Had too much baggage for quick getaways. And, our birthdays were always kinda backburnered to the ordering of Lightning McQueen cakes and Bounce […]
One thing I learned early on, if you call in sick, always say it’s with diarrhea, because nobody ever questions you when you say you have diarrhea. Same thing with parenting. The baby is fussy, the boys are screaming and asking for, I don’t know, stuff, ANY STUFFS WILL DO, and Andy is playing Xbox, […]