fifty shades of grey

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Erotic Fiction vs Real Life

By |2013-12-22T13:39:26-04:00February 19th, 2013|Erotica, I Read Books, Musings, Sex|

I yell at movie screens. And televisions, especially commercials. Talk radio, motivational speakers, elementary school plays... What the hell, if you're going to do Grease, Rizzo has to miss her period, it's integral, I could give two fucks that they're eight. Maybe don't do Grease until everyone is menstruating, John Travolta is turning in his [...]

Smut and Sinus Infections

By |2013-11-21T19:27:09-04:00September 26th, 2012|Musings, Sex|

Any minute now. Come on. Just one more second.... Sneezes into my open mouth. Coughs across my plate. Lingering green snotty face kiss. Alright any moment now.... come onnn..... Yes, good, the kids are all better, running around, wrestling, ready to resume all their 800 extracurricular activities I am stuck schlepping them to, which means [...]

The State of Plus

By |2017-06-14T12:18:06-04:00May 3rd, 2012|Body, Fashion|

I spent last week in New York City. Since I typically travel based on food, going to New York City is a personal favorite, because I can eat like a king at both in world famous restaurants, as well as on almost every street corner. This last trip was especially exciting, not only because I [...]