This is 200

This is 200

I can't sleep. That's a relatively normal thing, really, as anyone who has gotten completely coherent emails from me at 3am can attest. I don't sleep. I have the next round of edits due on my book in, ohhhhhhh, 13 days. I was recently hired by a morning radio show to come and chat every Thursday, the fall session of Camp Throwback tickets go on sale October 13th, and I almost have the perfect cat eye down with my eyeliner. Obviously, I have a lot on my plate right now. So, I let my brain … [Read More...]

Sex Everyday for a Year

I just had sex everyday for a year, and I didn't tell you about it. But I did video tape it, so check it out -> here! Just kidding. I wasn't even sure I was going to go into it, but here we are. *pats the empty space on the couch* It was the email that never made the emails, mostly … [Read More...]

Spin the Bottle with Greg Grunberg & Keili Lefkovitz

Lefkovitz Gibbons Grunberg

Some of my favorite moments are when it's just me and my friends, drinking heavily, shooting the shit, and being inappropriate. Thank you, Google, for giving me a platform to do that professionally. Last night I welcomed the fabulous Greg Grunberg and Keili Lefkovitz to Last Call, and I'll tell … [Read More...]

The Selfie

Lemme Take Your Picture Collage

Sometimes I think the front facing camera is the best invention of the 21st century. Probably even better than the segway or Bruno Mars. It's a girl's best friend. We know our angles and have patience with ourselves as we try to figure out how to aim the camera so our eyebrows are even and our … [Read More...]

The Garden State

Long Branch

It's the age old dilemma. Girl has period. Girl takes wrapper off tampon. Girl drops tampon on moist looking public restroom floor in a rest stop off the I-80 Pennsylvania. Girl has no more tampons. It's basically the plot of a mis-named Alanis Morissette song. We're in New Jersey. We're … [Read More...]

Accessory Addiction with Rivet & Sway

Hello. My name is Brittany. I'm a size 14/16 (18 after Chipotle). I'm addicted to skinny jeans and accessories. And glasses. Super. Adorable. Glasses. And I'm showing absolutely no remorse. This week we have the fabulous Ritzy, stylist from eyeglass powerhouse Rivet & Sway, on hand with a … [Read More...]

Children are like Poltergeist

Demon Gigi

Bedtime is a crap time for me. I've mentioned this before, but I experienced a traumatic event when I was a little girl in which I woke up to find a man cutting through my window screen with a knife. That basically ruined the whole sweet dreams situation for me, and led to an elevated level of … [Read More...]

Last Call Brittany: The Search for the Big Girl BFF

Best Friends Forever... even through adulthood? Are you still tight with your high school besties, or are you afloat in the sea that is big girl relationships? I'd love to toss you a life preserver, but the fact is, making friends as an adult is hella hard. And this panel and I are living proof of … [Read More...]

Why I Care About Your Shoes

New Shoes

I was recently dining with friends, when one of them told me that the work I was doing was just enabling people to be fat. I was a "fat enabler." You know, because if we give them clothes to wear and self esteem, we're basically just encouraging them.... like really fat feral cats. Clearly … [Read More...]

Amazing Red Pepper Tacos

Red Pepper Tacos

It's summer and we're just starting to get and abundance of huge red peppers, what's a girl to do? Well, last week we made tacos. And it was glorious. Click here for the totally amazing recipe! … [Read More...]

Andy. Hero.

Andy and Jude

Andy and I have been sitting on the couches of our living room staring at a tv that is not on, in complete silence, for about 10 minutes. Aside from my tear filled "thank you," in the center of the restaurant, we haven't spoken since 12:o5pm Eastern Time. And I only know that because in my … [Read More...]