Goodbye to Yesterday

goodby jeans

This is awkward. I don't want it to be, but it is. We've become the sort of friends that are only friends because we don't know how not to be. After 13 years it's not meaningful, it's habitual. … [Read More...]

Huffington Post Live: The Problem with Body Labels

Apple. Pear. Hourglass. Do you think these labels are harming women? Verdict: I actually don't think they are harmful. I think it's a great baseline to learn about shapes and proportions. Does it suck when it's just another facet of fashion that women feel like they don't into? Of course. But … [Read More...]

Sex Everyday for a Year

I just had sex everyday for a year, and I didn't tell you about it. But I did video tape it, so check it out -> here! Just kidding. I wasn't even sure I was going to go into it, but here we are. *pats the empty space on the couch* It was the email that never made the emails, mostly … [Read More...]

Spin the Bottle with Greg Grunberg & Keili Lefkovitz

Lefkovitz Gibbons Grunberg

Some of my favorite moments are when it's just me and my friends, drinking heavily, shooting the shit, and being inappropriate. Thank you, Google, for giving me a platform to do that professionally. Last night I welcomed the fabulous Greg Grunberg and Keili Lefkovitz to Last Call, and I'll tell … [Read More...]

The Selfie

Lemme Take Your Picture Collage

Sometimes I think the front facing camera is the best invention of the 21st century. Probably even better than the segway or Bruno Mars. It's a girl's best friend. We know our angles and have patience with ourselves as we try to figure out how to aim the camera so our eyebrows are even and our … [Read More...]

The Garden State

Long Branch

It's the age old dilemma. Girl has period. Girl takes wrapper off tampon. Girl drops tampon on moist looking public restroom floor in a rest stop off the I-80 Pennsylvania. Girl has no more tampons. It's basically the plot of a mis-named Alanis Morissette song. We're in New Jersey. We're … [Read More...]

Accessory Addiction with Rivet & Sway

Hello. My name is Brittany. I'm a size 14/16 (18 after Chipotle). I'm addicted to skinny jeans and accessories. And glasses. Super. Adorable. Glasses. And I'm showing absolutely no remorse. This week we have the fabulous Ritzy, stylist from eyeglass powerhouse Rivet & Sway, on hand with a … [Read More...]

Children are like Poltergeist

Demon Gigi

Bedtime is a crap time for me. I've mentioned this before, but I experienced a traumatic event when I was a little girl in which I woke up to find a man cutting through my window screen with a knife. That basically ruined the whole sweet dreams situation for me, and led to an elevated level of … [Read More...]

Last Call Brittany: The Search for the Big Girl BFF

Best Friends Forever... even through adulthood? Are you still tight with your high school besties, or are you afloat in the sea that is big girl relationships? I'd love to toss you a life preserver, but the fact is, making friends as an adult is hella hard. And this panel and I are living proof of … [Read More...]

Why I Care About Your Shoes

New Shoes

I was recently dining with friends, when one of them told me that the work I was doing was just enabling people to be fat. I was a "fat enabler." You know, because if we give them clothes to wear and self esteem, we're basically just encouraging them.... like really fat feral cats. Clearly … [Read More...]

Amazing Red Pepper Tacos

Red Pepper Tacos

It's summer and we're just starting to get and abundance of huge red peppers, what's a girl to do? Well, last week we made tacos. And it was glorious. Click here for the totally amazing recipe! … [Read More...]