This is awkward. I don't want it to be, but it is. We've become the sort of friends that are only friends because we don't know how not to be. After 13 years it's not meaningful, it's habitual. … [Read More...]
As we sat on our canopy bed along the beach, sleeping under our straw hats and dark sunglasses, two thin figures stepped into our sun. They were young, maybe 20, with tan skin and spiky jersey shore hair and hands full of glossy flyers.
Heyyyyy you wanna go to Coco Bongo?
I'm sorry what?
Coco … [Read More...]
You want to see amazing women REALLY talking about our body issues? This is the video. I loved this conversation, and one of you is going to have to come over to my house right now, because I need to high five this shit out pronto.
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Shout out to … [Read More...]
Sometimes when I go to Mexico- and by sometimes I mean both times I have ever been there- I get a condition I call jellyfish hands.
Basically I break out in an intense full body rash that makes my hands sting like I've been fisting jellyfish and I'm unable to use them as anything other than … [Read More...]
I wasn't going to post while on vacation, first because Andy keeps giving me the mean face when I check my email, and two because Mexico and I are actually in a fight over the actual existence of wifi.
I'm all, seriously Mexico, internet travels through the air now, stop being weird about this. … [Read More...]
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Yesterday I was on the Today Show talking about the article I wrote, Sex Every Day For A Year. It's a post that's gone a little viral across AOL and The Huffington Post, and like most internet things, the comments have been … [Read More...]
I recently wrote about my journey to have sex everyday for a year. It was a year, not only of getting off and praying the vasectomy took, but also learning a ton about my body; what I liked, what I hated, and how to be my own biggest fan and advocate in the bedroom.
Insecurities, dreading being … [Read More...]
I feel like there are tons of things about being a woman or an adult or even a mom, I should know. And it's only when I come into a situation in which I should clearly be able to effectively function, that I realize, I have no idea what I'm doing.
Somebody take away my Thirty Card. And my … [Read More...]
Thus begins the ritual of starting off the new school year with pretty clothes that aren't quite faded yet, bookbags free of the mid-year foot smell and goldfish crumbs, and legitimately clean and styled hair.
Because what else do I have to do at 6am? Certainly not body slam three kids into the … [Read More...]
Partners. Can't live with them, can't realistically cast magical spells to turn them into Colin Firth.
Tonight I am getting the dirt on relationships, from people who find themselves inside one. Including a very special/reluctant/just kidding/if he ever wants a hand-job again guest... my … [Read More...]