Mermaid Hair

May 14, 2013

Curvy girls have great hair. At least I do. I mean, for so long, it was my only redeeming quality. Well, at least she has great hair…. It’s the “but she’s got such a pretty face” of comments. Whatever, cute hair totally made women’s denim colored stretch slacks acceptable in junior high. I have gotten […]

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Twenty Stitches

May 10, 2013

The following is a totally true and gory story. Also, yes, Andy’s doctor really writes prescriptions for hand jobs, but I don’t think you can actually cash them in at pharmacies. They’re like those coupons you give people on Valentine’s Day when you don’t feel like spending actual money on them. Britt! He never says […]

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The Sprats

May 7, 2013

Jack Sprat could eat no fat. His wife could eat no lean. And so between them both, you see, They licked the platter clean. The other day, out of the blue, Andy asked me if I found him as attractive as I did in high school. My immediate reaction was to laugh, which I did, […]

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Good Morning America

May 6, 2013

I told you why I did it, and now you can see it for yourself. Click here for the full article. I said this on Facebook, but I want to say it here as well… I need to take a moment to just say thank you for all the support. It is an absolute honor […]

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Imitation is Flattery and also Totally a Red Flag About How Weird You Are.

May 2, 2013

So we do this thing as a family where we reduce each other to soundbites and mock each other. When I say it like that it sounds… assy…. Ummm, it’s more like, we each are known for our own fun little quirks that we then get off on by portraying them in an exacerbated fashion […]

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Brittany’s Favorite Things Birthday Giveaway

April 26, 2013

Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens. Bright copper kettles and warms wooly mittens. Brown paper packages probably full of pajama jeans, zombie apocalypse army guys, Moroccan oil, and fake animal heads… These are a few of my favorite things. Two days until I’m “feeling 32,” which I assume will not involve “falling in love […]

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Last Call Brittany, Episode 3

April 26, 2013

If you missed Last Call Brittany live last night, no worries, you can watch it live right here. We drank (too many cans of) Straw-Ber-Ritas and chatted about working, primarily working from home, and you how can land your happy ass a job where pants are NOT required. Speaking of pants, am I wearing any? […]

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The Post Puberty Super Pre-Menopause Fedora?

April 22, 2013

Last week we had an 80 degree day. It’s back to 50 now, so let’s not get excited, but this is how Ohio works. Dick teasing us with moments of warmth and sun, only to pull out at the exact moment you consider packing your winter coat away. The warm weather was lovely, but it […]

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Last Call Brittany: Fashion, Wine & Boners?

April 19, 2013

It’s not a fashion show until someone shows their Spanx or pulls out a dildo. And, like always…. ’tis not safe for work. Want more irreverent indulgence? Check out Episode 1!

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Open Mouth Kissing My Thirties

April 16, 2013

Andy and I are the same age. Born a mere 23 days apart. But if you ask Jude, our math savant son… Andy is 32. I am 30. So, fine, I lied about my age to my six year old son who could give all of zero fucks about the number. But, I cared and […]

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