There is a box at the very top of my closet full of photographs. Remember those? Archaic artifacts from a time when we needed our memories to be tangible and red-eyed. The box is deceiving. While the photos weigh mere ounces, the collection itself contains hundreds of pounds gained and lost and … [Read More...]
I say no a lot. I mean I say no to my kids a lot. Strangers and friends who I care considerably less about, I seem to struggle with limits an nos, and yet my kids, no is almost reflexive at this point.
Hey mom can-
Hey Brittany, can you fly in to do this thing that you barely have time or … [Read More...]
Holy shit, it's that time again!
Tickets for Camp Throwback 2015 go on sale TODAY at 10am EST.
CLICK HERE to check out CampThrowback.com and buy your tickets!
Wanna read the wrap-up from the 2014 event? Click here! … [Read More...]
First of all, if you came here via a search like "OMG SOMEONE STOLE MY PHOTO ONLINE!?," this is awkward, but I actually have no real advice for you outside of procuring a lawyer and having them handle all the legal crap. Way easier. Also, maybe go see Maleficent twice in a 5 day span like I did, and … [Read More...]
A few months ago I walked in the pouring rain through Chinatown and Little Italy to McNally-Jackson bookstore just before 6am, and without a stitch of make up or hair spray, I took off my pants and shopped in my underpants.
It was one of my most favorite days.
I can say … [Read More...]
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I devoured season 2 of OITNB in one day. And you might be saying to yourself, God, that's pathetic. And, I'd be like, I know right?
Click here so I can break it down for you, women's federal prison style. … [Read More...]
I stood on the gravel with bags of marshmallows in my arms. The sun was just about down and as I stood at the entrance of the pavilion, I could see the fire roaring, people dancing, corn hole matches being smack talked, honeymooners kissing, beers being cheered, selfies being snapped, and smiling. … [Read More...]
Nothing adds a bit of pizzazz like some flashy marquee letters. Unfortunately, while Etsy offers oodles of them, they are largely out of my price range, and by my price range, I mean the amount Andy will confidently agree that I should spend on light up letters for a 4 day event.
Commence project … [Read More...]
Sometimes I feel like I was supposed to have been born an Olsen. Like the 4th fat one, who's super excited for her sisters' successes, but has no interest in Hollywood and instead stayed home to work at a bank or something. The boho gene is strong in me. I have fun dressing up in girly dresses and … [Read More...]
I've been using Google earth and I like what I see.
How about you move out and sell all your stuff to me?
Brittany, future homeowner (Maybe? Say yes?)
"That sounds creepy." Andy furrows his brow next to me at our dining room table.
"It rhymes, and it's endearing." I … [Read More...]