I love sauerkraut.
Can't get enough of it.
My first pregnancy, my favorite meal was a baked potato covered in fajita steak strips, A1 sauce and sauerkraut.
Even now, it's all I think about. Like that slutty cheerleader fantasy from American … [Read More...]
You know those girls?
The ones you see when you are in line for a movie, or out to dinner, or at a birthday party of some college friend you barely talk to anymore. You can always hear them come in, super loud and giggly, and always ultra shiny and glossed up.
You know who they are. You've … [Read More...]
So much good news going around.Our new President-Elect, who fills me with hope, pride and excitement. A growing baby inside me that fills me with...well...mostly gas and food, but there is some joy mixed in, too. And our local radio station is already alive with Christmas music, my favorite!And … [Read More...]
Psych.This is totally an election post, get off your ass and go vote.I don't care how long the lines are.I don't care how much other shit you have to do today.This is more important.This is for my kids, my husband's job, the home I live in, the health I have, my friends in Iraq who miss their … [Read More...]
How do I know it was a good night?
I woke up this morning with what looked like a a piece of poop in my bra, but in reality, was a chunk of Twix bar from the 20 I had devoured over the course of last night.
That's how I measure success these days, by how many random objects I find stuck to my … [Read More...]
I am home. We are home. Everyone is home...even that skanky sippy cup full of milk I left on the counter before we left, it's here too.
On the plus side, I am relieved to still have the freedom to roam around my house, not addressing the stinking sippy of rotting whole milk, as 8ish days in … [Read More...]
Thank. Fucking. God.
2 day car trip...both ways? Never again.
I completely plan to write something of relevance tomorrow morning, but tonight I must address more pressing matters, like regaining the feeling in my ass, and reminding my husband we so aren't doing it tonight...for reasons … [Read More...]
With the inlaws.
Where the word tuchas flows like wine and Dr. Phil is king.
More to follow...
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I am going to try and make this as coherent as possible.
Which is hard, I have lots to do, but am too hungry to do it....plus Henry the pug is snoring so damn loud, and I keep throwing paper clips at him, but he is ignoring me and I think my head may explode.
Fuck! I just tried sticking my … [Read More...]
This is a true story of 7 strangers, picked to eat together at a hibachi grill and catch shrimp in their mouths, to find out what happens when people stop being polite and start being real...and by real, I mean totally try and talk you and your husband into swinging with them.So, my brilliant, … [Read More...]