Ok, seriously...how much longer can a human pregnancy last!? Please tell me I am glowing, 'cause I am totally glowing, right?
So, the other night we went out on a date to a local Mexican restaurant, and at the table next to us was this hot mess of a baby. Just rice, beans and smooshed chips all … [Read More...]
Valentines Day. Done.
I awoke to find a card and a single rose shoved into an empty Diet Coke can on the counter.
I think the fact that my husband can look me in the eyes and kiss me, even though I totally smell, haven't shaved my armpits in days, and waddle around holding an ice bag to my … [Read More...]
First off, how about the new digs? Pretty hot, huh?
Endless thanks to Shauna from Blog & Web Designs by Shauna. She is amazing, a complete lifesaver, and has the patience of a fucking saint!
She is the sole reason I was brave enough to put on my internet big girl panties and make the … [Read More...]
I should have known I was in for a bad run when Tatiana Del Toro made it into the Top 36 last night, a blur of fuchsia lipstick, runny mascara, a hyena laugh, and sausage arms.
Plus, I noticed that my stairs have started creaking every time I ran up them yesterday.
Big fat cow? … [Read More...]
Ok, this is a total Valentines Day must for me, ever since my gorgeous friend Jen introduced the concept to me, I have been hooked, and have whipped them up ever since.
Because what is sexier on Valentines Day than eating some hot ass cookies!?
Anywasted, they are an absolute blast … [Read More...]
In March of 2005, I lost one of my dearest friends. My cooking buddy. My business partner. A girl who stood up for me on my wedding day, and spent the night before stuffed into bed with me as we giggled about weddings and babies and boys.
She was an artist, a singer, and my brother's fiance.
She … [Read More...]
Four days since my last post? Yikes. I was just skimming someone else's blog roll (because you can tell tons about a person from the shit on her blogroll), and there I was, at the bottom, last post, 4 long ass days ago. But, in my defense, I have been super busy doing grown up stuff...and by grown … [Read More...]
I don't know what my problem is. I'm pregnant. How is that I keep forgetting that when I go to do super important things like buy beer or kicking the ass of the lady in the make up aisle at Target for completely cock-blocking the mascara section. It is absolutely annoying, because the only make … [Read More...]
First off, I actually opted out of watching Big Love live tonight so that I could watch the circus that is the Josh Duggar wedding.I am most amazed, not by the walking, long haired uterus of steel, but by the bride to be.There are two types of people in this world. People who look like sluts on … [Read More...]
Rough, I know. But honest. These days, this is me. Ok, kinda a blurry dirty mirror kind of me, but me none the less. Snarly hair. Black yoga pants. Tank Tops. This is as good as it gets, folks. Poor husband. I have already given him my complete permission to call Stacy and Clinton of What … [Read More...]