Wonton-ish Soup

April 15, 2008

On the rare occasion I feel lazy, snicker, I do a little cheating, and try and come up with a super fast version of something I love. This time around, wonton soup. It’s a fun way to eat chinese take out soup without wondering how long it’s been sitting in a giant pot next to […]

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Cheers Wee One

April 13, 2008

Did you know I gave birth to my youngest boy a year ago today, Friday the 13th, with a midnight marathon of The Office on TBS playing in the background? This explains why he always says “That’s what she said” when I tell him to stop touching his pee pee. Anyways, this also marks the […]

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Got change for a dollar?

April 9, 2008

If you have ever been pregnant, you can relate that the first few months are stressful, meaning, you are in a state of constant miscarriage worry. You worry about even the slightest cramp. You stare at the toilet paper after every wipe, looking for even the slightest twinge of pink. You think “Wait…I don’t feel […]

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Aloha Lazy Ass

April 8, 2008

I’ve scrapped my grand idea of grilled chicken tenders marinated in pineapple and served with a Polynesian dipping sauce. The thought of doing this tires me. We are doing wings instead. I feel like a luau birthday party sell out, but eh…who needs authenticity when there is plenty of liquor to be had? I’d cancel […]

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All kinds of crap, in no particular order.

April 6, 2008

I’m sorry, I’m sorry. I hate to hit you with a numerological rundown of my weekend, but it was busy, and well, warm…so while I would love to be remembered for my blogging, I don’t want my death certificate to read “…was found face down on her keyboard, clearly drooling, on an otherwise sunny and […]

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Trout Day 2008

April 3, 2008

Listen here, trout, quit swimming around all cute and stuff. I have news for you, my friend, very soon you will be in my belly, and no amount of cozying up to me is going to change that. Seriously, stop looking at me with those beady trout eyes. Damn it Gil the Trout! My brother […]

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Is that the song from Deliverance I hear?

April 2, 2008

“Ok girls, what movie do you want to watch, how about we let the guest pick?” “Oh, how about To Wong Foo Thanks For Everything, Julie Newmar?” “I um…I don’t think we have that one, um…what’s it about?” “Oh my God, it’s so good, it’s about these guys that dress like girls, but they don’t […]

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Let the countdown commence!

April 1, 2008

So there I was, thinking I was just getting into the groove of things. Mommy to two …um, angels, big farm house in the country, settling into the housewife routine, with grand plans to write that novel I am always tell myself I am going to write. Overall, I am blissfully happy. Extremely tired, but […]

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A window into my soul.

March 30, 2008

Sorry I have been MIA the past few days. In a perfect world I would love to blog it up with you folks each and every day…but, truth is, I dyed my hair back to blond last Friday, and my husband has been all over me ever since. Luckily he is snoring on the couch, […]

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Chicken Lettuce Wraps

March 30, 2008

Lettuce wraps seem to be all the rage these days, and why not, they are yummy. Plus, I feel like eating things out of lettuce cups makes them healthy. The validity of that last statement has yet to be determined, but it makes me feel better about myself. This recipe was given to me a […]

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