For a while there, we could blame our hermitism and societal lameness on the children.
Gosh, we'd love to go out, but we don't have a sitter.... we're exhausted... Wyatt is sick... Jude has a game in the morning... Gigi swallowed our car keys.
Kids are like built in get-out-of-shit cards. But … [Read More...]
This time of year, it's always super easy to get into the holiday spirit. The spirit of giving. The spirit of love. The spirit of kindness.
We take all those amazing emotions and actions, and plaster them across mankind in a selfless act of compassion and humanity, and it's wonderful. Truly, it's … [Read More...]
Trips to Disney World are legendarily known for their magic, a notion that holds especially true for me.
You see, every time I visit, something wonderful happens. Whether it's fashion campaigns, or Good Morning Americas, or gatherings with friends... magic happens here.
Which is why it's … [Read More...]
There comes a point in your life when you feel comfortable with your thighs rubbing together in hot, public places.
I am not at that exit yet. I'm on the exit ramp, off to the side, where the truckers park to sleep.
I'm not talking about mentally comfortable. In fact, after 20 hours in a car … [Read More...]
La la laaaa la la.
We didn't have our big Halloween bash this year. I've been injured and in a foul mood about it, plus we're leaving for Florida tomorrow, so things just got a little too busy to properly plan a soiree.
Unfortunately, that also means that I didn't have anywhere to don a … [Read More...]
Remember the television console that almost killed me?
Thanks to copious amounts of help from Andy and my mom, I was able to finish it, but out of principal, I gave it the silent treatment the whole entire time.
It actually wasn't the only thing I purchased that day. I also left with a … [Read More...]
So I just spent 27 minutes flushing my tear ducts out this morning watching this...
And that, on top of this...
And it wormholed into this....
And then this...
I mean, seriously dude, I bet Andy is pretty thankful youtube proposals weren't a thing 10 years ago. Just me, him and the guy … [Read More...]
I went off to college wanting to be an elementary school teacher. That goal was lost somewhere along the line, but I had a very 1950's daydream about me in cardigan sweater sets talking about conjugating verbs.
After college, I spent my summers working at an all-girls summer camp, and my first … [Read More...]