Adulthood. You’re Not Doing It Right.

August 21, 2013

I feel like there are tons of things about being a woman or an adult or even a mom, I should know. And it’s only when I come into a situation in which I should clearly be able to effectively function, that I realize, I have no idea what I’m doing. Somebody take away my […]

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Back to School… For Us All

August 15, 2013

Thus begins the ritual of starting off the new school year with pretty clothes that aren’t quite faded yet, bookbags free of the mid-year foot smell and goldfish crumbs, and legitimately clean and styled hair. Because what else do I have to do at 6am? Certainly not body slam three kids into the bed so […]

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Sex Everyday for a Year

August 8, 2013

I just had sex everyday for a year, and I didn’t tell you about it. But I did video tape it, so check it out -> here! Just kidding. I wasn’t even sure I was going to go into it, but here we are. *pats the empty space on the couch* It was the email […]

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Spin the Bottle with Greg Grunberg & Keili Lefkovitz

August 2, 2013

Some of my favorite moments are when it’s just me and my friends, drinking heavily, shooting the shit, and being inappropriate. Thank you, Google, for giving me a platform to do that professionally. Last night I welcomed the fabulous Greg Grunberg and Keili Lefkovitz to Last Call, and I’ll tell you, it was a night […]

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The Selfie

July 29, 2013

Sometimes I think the front facing camera is the best invention of the 21st century. Probably even better than the segway or Bruno Mars. It’s a girl’s best friend. We know our angles and have patience with ourselves as we try to figure out how to aim the camera so our eyebrows are even and […]

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The Garden State

July 23, 2013

It’s the age old dilemma. Girl has period. Girl takes wrapper off tampon. Girl drops tampon on moist looking public restroom floor in a rest stop off the I-80 Pennsylvania. Girl has no more tampons. It’s basically the plot of a mis-named Alanis Morissette song. We’re in New Jersey. We’re supposed to be in Texas […]

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Children are like Poltergeist

July 17, 2013

Bedtime is a crap time for me. I’ve mentioned this before, but I experienced a traumatic event when I was a little girl in which I woke up to find a man cutting through my window screen with a knife. That basically ruined the whole sweet dreams situation for me, and led to an elevated […]

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Why I Care About Your Shoes

July 9, 2013

I was recently dining with friends, when one of them told me that the work I was doing was just enabling people to be fat. I was a “fat enabler.” You know, because if we give them clothes to wear and self esteem, we’re basically just encouraging them…. like really fat feral cats. Clearly this […]

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Andy. Hero.

July 6, 2013

Andy and I have been sitting on the couches of our living room staring at a tv that is not on, in complete silence, for about 10 minutes. Aside from my tear filled “thank you,” in the center of the restaurant, we haven’t spoken since 12:o5pm Eastern Time. And I only know that because in […]

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Makeover Time

June 28, 2013

Today I am featuring the first of many plus size makeovers and styling sessions. How did it turn out? Click here to see for yourself!

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