I know this much is true…

June 14, 2008

1. Putting toothpaste with fluoride on a zit before you go to bed will dry it up by morning. 2. Too much black eye liner makes me look like a hooker. 3. Strapless bras don’t work for me….ever. 4. My kids will always ruin my spray tan before it’s dry with snot and goo. 5. […]

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A slow news day.

June 12, 2008

What’s bigger than the annual Corn Fest? Bigger than the semi annual Chicken Fest? What is so big, that it single handedly drew out the entire 2300 person population of my town? Let me set the scene. It was a hazy afternoon. The humidity was heavy, and the small town was sleepy in the summer […]

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The greatest show on earth.

June 11, 2008

Wait, what’s that? The circus has come to town you say? But where is the smell of popcorn and roasting peanuts? Where are the clowns? Where the elephant poop? Oh wait. I’m not at the circus. I’m just standing in my backyard. Why is everything so extreme these days? Why are they selling giant blow […]

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Swoon.

June 10, 2008

I have started the daunting project of putting together our wedding album…a mere four years after we said I do. What can I say, I have been a busy girl. It’s fun looking back on the pictures, the videos, the corny mementos from our Vegas honeymoon. I am adamant in creating an album that all […]

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The rest is still unwritten…cue dramatic fade to black…

June 9, 2008

I wish my life was like Lauren’s from the Hills. Just a collection of random shots of me chewing food, texting on my phone, smirking at random strangers, or nervously biting my black nail polished fingers. Every once in a while, I could roll my eyes at Justin Bobby in his silly wanna-be Johnny Depp […]

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What the storm blew in.

June 7, 2008

This is Master Chilly Bottoms. I am not sure if Master Chilly Bottoms is his given name, but the boys insist otherwise. My brother, Adam, found MCB walking down his road…which is odd, as his house is the only house on the entire country road, so either Mr. Chilly Bottoms was lost, or he is […]

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When girl stuff isn’t fun.

June 6, 2008

On any given day, any number of weird, random things may make me totally happy.Babies, puppy dogs, rainbows, children’s laughter. But, not today. Today I am grumpy and disgruntled. I feel bloated, disproportioned and fat. My skin is pale, and my boobs aren’t as perky. Today, you see, is bathing suit shopping day. Everything would […]

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When things are moist and sticky

June 5, 2008

My tweenage cousin just sent a bulletin out to her friends on myspace announcing she had new pictures up, and she welcomes comments on them. I checked them out, and they are pictures of her cleavage. Tweenage cleavage. I hate that the first word that came to me was inappropriate. That makes me feel old. […]

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On today’s plate…

June 4, 2008

I know as of late, I may appear a tad lethargic, maybe even a touch of lazy. However, my friends, do not confuse my utter exhaustion with apathy, in reality, I have quite a lot going on, I just can’t get my brain and body to get psyched about it all at the moment. I […]

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Fajitas

June 4, 2008

Last night, I made the yummiest fajitas ever. They were reminiscent of the departed faux-mexi chain, Chi Chis. I happened to love Chi Chis. E coli ridden lettuce aside, I don’t know why they had to close. They had the best salty chips ever, and their frozen mango margaritas were heaven sent. I miss them. […]

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