13 years ago, I met him. He was quiet, played golf and liked to wear shoes.I let him kiss me and be my boyfriend anyways.We fell completely in love.He asked me to marry him.(I said yes.)It was a fabulous evening of dancing, drinking, chinese food and poker.Complete bliss.4 years have passed, and … [Read More...]
You know when your kids totally do something new and shocking, like, oh, I don't know...let's say pull a dining room chair up to the kitchen counter and start playing with the knife block or dick around on the stove.
And you are all like, where in fucks sake did you learn that shit?
And they … [Read More...]
Best breakfast ever?
Cold pineapple and green pepper pizza with thick crust.
I have been dreaming of it all night.
I woke up at 6am drooling for it. Literally...wet pillow.
I get to the kitchen, and I see it...on the counter...in the box it came in last night.
Andy! The … [Read More...]
Having three boys is awfully nice...except this one is made of sugar and spice.COPYRIGHT BAREFOOT FOODIE 2009
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I haven't numbered things in a while.
I think I will go ahead and do that now.
Just to be nostalgic.
1. I think my thighs are starting to rub together...like...full time. This scares me. I mean, not enough to stop eating burritos, but enough to make me drink water between bites.
2. I … [Read More...]
Preface: This post sucks. I have rewritten it 20 times. Feel free to print it out, put it in a paper bag, and light it on fire on someone's porch. I totally would...but I have been out of ink for about 10 years, and my husband keeps forgetting to get me more. I would go myself, but I'm afraid … [Read More...]
I hope you all had fun participating in the Mission Monday Challenge! Jay and Deb do a fabulous job, and I thank them so much for featuring me, it was a blast...especially since I didn't even have to do anything...which is my favorite part...oh, and you get to win free stuff, which is also … [Read More...]
You found me!! I have been featured on "MISSION: Monday" by Deb and Jay at Dirty Socks and Pizza and HalftimeLessons! The idea behind their weekly promotion and giveaway is to bring focus to FABULOUS blogs like mine...so now that you found me, here is my question you will need to know the answer to … [Read More...]
A road in the middle of nowhere.
Officer: License and registration ma'am.
Me: Ma'am? (Ok, apparently I look like an old ma'am when I wear my glasses, no bra and dirty sweatpants) Here.
Officer: Have you been drinking this evening?
Me: Um...I'm pregnant.
Me: … [Read More...]
Ok, first things first.
I got a flu shot today. First one ever.
Have no mobility in my arm. Plus, they put a bandaid on it, which seems silly to me. Now I have to relive the pain when I pull the little bastard off. Not that I am hairy or anything, but come on, a … [Read More...]