It's fall. I don't care what the calendar says, everything tastes like pumpkins and candy is snack size, that's how you know. And fall time means tall boots time, which happens to be my favorite time of all! … [Read More...]
Christmas '08 was the balls.
I loved it, the boys loved it, even my scroogey hubby loved it.
The gifts were amazing, the family wasn't smothering, and the food was to die for.
The boys got completely spoiled, and it was the first year they really got the whole Santa Claus delivering gifts … [Read More...]
Once upon a time, my home was filled with cute, adorable, saccharine filled Christmas pictures. The likes of which made for the types of Christmas cards one would keep displayed year round.Giggles. Babies in oversized Santa hats. Puppies hiding under the tree.It was a gay time.But this year, with … [Read More...]
Holy balls.It's freezing.After a full day of last minute shopping, I am frostbit and chapped in places I have never been frostbitten and chapped before.But, it's Christmas time. Always a cluster fuck, eh?I mean, don't get me wrong, I completely love it. The pretty snow, the cookies, the food, the … [Read More...]
13 years ago, I met him. He was quiet, played golf and liked to wear shoes.I let him kiss me and be my boyfriend anyways.We fell completely in love.He asked me to marry him.(I said yes.)It was a fabulous evening of dancing, drinking, chinese food and poker.Complete bliss.4 years have passed, and … [Read More...]
You know when your kids totally do something new and shocking, like, oh, I don't know...let's say pull a dining room chair up to the kitchen counter and start playing with the knife block or dick around on the stove.
And you are all like, where in fucks sake did you learn that shit?
And they … [Read More...]
Best breakfast ever?
Cold pineapple and green pepper pizza with thick crust.
I have been dreaming of it all night.
I woke up at 6am drooling for it. Literally...wet pillow.
I get to the kitchen, and I see it...on the counter...in the box it came in last night.
Andy! The … [Read More...]
Having three boys is awfully nice...except this one is made of sugar and spice.COPYRIGHT BAREFOOT FOODIE 2009
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I haven't numbered things in a while.
I think I will go ahead and do that now.
Just to be nostalgic.
1. I think my thighs are starting to rub together...like...full time. This scares me. I mean, not enough to stop eating burritos, but enough to make me drink water between bites.
2. I … [Read More...]
Preface: This post sucks. I have rewritten it 20 times. Feel free to print it out, put it in a paper bag, and light it on fire on someone's porch. I totally would...but I have been out of ink for about 10 years, and my husband keeps forgetting to get me more. I would go myself, but I'm afraid … [Read More...]
I hope you all had fun participating in the Mission Monday Challenge! Jay and Deb do a fabulous job, and I thank them so much for featuring me, it was a blast...especially since I didn't even have to do anything...which is my favorite part...oh, and you get to win free stuff, which is also … [Read More...]