Swoon.

June 10, 2008

I have started the daunting project of putting together our wedding album…a mere four years after we said I do. What can I say, I have been a busy girl. It’s fun looking back on the pictures, the videos, the corny mementos from our Vegas honeymoon. I am adamant in creating an album that all […]

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The rest is still unwritten…cue dramatic fade to black…

June 9, 2008

I wish my life was like Lauren’s from the Hills. Just a collection of random shots of me chewing food, texting on my phone, smirking at random strangers, or nervously biting my black nail polished fingers. Every once in a while, I could roll my eyes at Justin Bobby in his silly wanna-be Johnny Depp […]

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What the storm blew in.

June 7, 2008

This is Master Chilly Bottoms. I am not sure if Master Chilly Bottoms is his given name, but the boys insist otherwise. My brother, Adam, found MCB walking down his road…which is odd, as his house is the only house on the entire country road, so either Mr. Chilly Bottoms was lost, or he is […]

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When girl stuff isn’t fun.

June 6, 2008

On any given day, any number of weird, random things may make me totally happy.Babies, puppy dogs, rainbows, children’s laughter. But, not today. Today I am grumpy and disgruntled. I feel bloated, disproportioned and fat. My skin is pale, and my boobs aren’t as perky. Today, you see, is bathing suit shopping day. Everything would […]

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When things are moist and sticky

June 5, 2008

My tweenage cousin just sent a bulletin out to her friends on myspace announcing she had new pictures up, and she welcomes comments on them. I checked them out, and they are pictures of her cleavage. Tweenage cleavage. I hate that the first word that came to me was inappropriate. That makes me feel old. […]

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On today’s plate…

June 4, 2008

I know as of late, I may appear a tad lethargic, maybe even a touch of lazy. However, my friends, do not confuse my utter exhaustion with apathy, in reality, I have quite a lot going on, I just can’t get my brain and body to get psyched about it all at the moment. I […]

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Fajitas

June 4, 2008

Last night, I made the yummiest fajitas ever. They were reminiscent of the departed faux-mexi chain, Chi Chis. I happened to love Chi Chis. E coli ridden lettuce aside, I don’t know why they had to close. They had the best salty chips ever, and their frozen mango margaritas were heaven sent. I miss them. […]

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When the silence is deafening…

June 1, 2008

Here I am, trying to think of something brilliant to write. But…it’s quiet. After a long day of hubby spending quality “me” time with his brother at some airplane bullshit event, I have decided he gets to handle snacks, tubby time, and watching Shrek, which leaves me…alone. Hmmm…something brilliant. Any yet….nothing….just randomness. The kind that […]

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Sweet tea and gravy.

May 31, 2008

I am never going home. I am in a hotel room in a strange city, outside of a podunk town (even more podunkier than my current town), where the weather can best be described as sticky, and the mosquitoes as rabid. What’s the draw? Two things. 1. I always sleep better in hotel beds. Even […]

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Why I love my mama.

May 30, 2008

Random conversation as we plant flowers in my garden. Mom: Neil Diamond seems like such a nice guy, it is really surprising his son never went into music.Me: Oh yeah? Hand me the little shovel please.Mom: Then again, he is kinda known for that squeaky voice.Me: Who is this?Mom: Neil Diamond’s son.Me: Right, who is […]

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