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Internet Friends

My friend Amy shared a video with me this morning about a boy named Josh who was previously bullied after losing his dad, but one day decided to open doors for people, and it changed his life. It was the typical tearjerker, emotional piano music in the background, only watch this shit on your period type of video. Don't get me wrong, it was wonderful and totally affirming (you can watch it here), but I'm not really a touchy-feely kind of girl. I usually just smile, watch a few seconds and then … [Read More...]

The giveaway you won’t need a safe word for!

First off, how about the new digs?  Pretty hot, huh? Endless thanks to Shauna from Blog & Web Designs by Shauna.  She is amazing, a complete lifesaver, and has the patience of a fucking saint! She is the sole reason I was brave enough to put on my internet big girl panties and make the … [Read More...]

Signs of the Apocalypse.

Oh man. I should have known I was in for a bad run when Tatiana Del Toro made it into the Top 36 last night, a blur of fuchsia lipstick, runny mascara, a hyena laugh, and sausage arms. Plus, I noticed that my stairs have started creaking every time I ran up them yesterday. Big fat cow? … [Read More...]

Sweet Cheeks

Ok, this is a total Valentines Day must for me, ever since my gorgeous friend Jen introduced the concept to me, I have been hooked, and have whipped them up ever since. Because what is sexier on Valentines Day than eating some hot ass cookies!? Nothing. Anywasted, they are an absolute blast … [Read More...]

And enough.

In March of 2005, I lost one of my dearest friends. My cooking buddy. My business partner. A girl who stood up for me on my wedding day, and spent the night before stuffed into bed with me as we giggled about weddings and babies and boys. She was an artist, a singer, and my brother's fiance. She … [Read More...]

Will birth for food…or like, something else totally cool.

Four days since my last post? Yikes. I was just skimming someone else's blog roll (because you can tell tons about a person from the shit on her blogroll), and there I was, at the bottom, last post, 4 long ass days ago. But, in my defense, I have been super busy doing grown up stuff...and by grown … [Read More...]

Sometimes life only figuratively stinks. This is not one of those times.

I have a love/hate relationship with karma. On one hand, I am all about it rearing it's ugly fist when this old lady took the last Expectant Mother parking spot in front of Babies R Us the other day, and I was all, what the crap, you are old, not pregnant! Karma, you better go after this selfish … [Read More...]

My hips don’t lie.

I don't know what my problem is. I'm pregnant. How is that I keep forgetting that when I go to do super important things like buy beer or kicking the ass of the lady in the make up aisle at Target for completely cock-blocking the mascara section. It is absolutely annoying, because the only make … [Read More...]

Two unrelated topics that bug me in equally irrelevant ways

First off, I actually opted out of watching Big Love live tonight so that I could watch the circus that is the Josh Duggar wedding.I am most amazed, not by the walking, long haired uterus of steel, but by the bride to be.There are two types of people in this world. People who look like sluts on … [Read More...]

Me, raw.

Rough, I know. But honest. These days, this is me. Ok, kinda a blurry dirty mirror kind of me, but me none the less. Snarly hair. Black yoga pants. Tank Tops. This is as good as it gets, folks. Poor husband. I have already given him my complete permission to call Stacy and Clinton of What … [Read More...]

How I earned 4 more weeks of bed rest, aka, why your kids should never be in a position to look inside your vagina.

First off, thanks to all of you who said such nice things (and even sent wonderful emails, CaJoh!)in regards to my husband being laid off. Unfortunately, it's not an uncommon occurrence these days, especially in my area. We are lucky, in that he hasn't lost his job, but is off work for a few … [Read More...]