Hysterical Blindness

July 9, 2008

The post is inspired by the lovely Momisodes, who knows, all too well, the joys of raising a curious child. This is a piece I like to call, The eternal struggle of bedtime, and the toddler who just figured out the light switch. Action. *flip* *flip* Aww, look at you Mr. Big Man. Finally reachin’ […]

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Bangin’ on the drum…all day.

July 8, 2008

Being a stay at home mom is tough. We all know it, I am sure Oprah did a show on it, this is not a new concept. But, aside from the grueling physical aspect of the job, there is also a brutal mental head game involved, and sometimes, it gets the better of me. I’m […]

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Paula Deen’s Porn on the Cob

July 6, 2008

Ok, let’s start this bad boy off with a couple disclaimers, eh? 1. Shocking as this may be to some of you, this post borders on lewd, with a pinch of bad taste, and a dash of “oh no she didn’t” for good measure. How I have managed to work either of these into an […]

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Ground Control to Major Tom

July 6, 2008

Sick of the obscure song references yet? So, here’s the deal. This is what I woke up looking like this morning. Besides the fact that I am becoming painfully self conscious that one eye is clearly bigger than the other, and my one eyebrow is always arched higher than the other one, and I need […]

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Happy 5th of July!

July 5, 2008

The 5th of July is often overshadowed by the much hyped 4th, but the 5th is where the party is. See, independence may have been declared on the 4th, but that was mostly a day of paperwork and bureaucracy, now the 5th, that was the day for the booze and prostitutes. So, being the stickler […]

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When things go painfully wrong.

July 1, 2008

I don’t want to worry anyone, but…I am pretty sure my eyebrows are going to fall off. I spent a few hours at the salon today getting my hair colored. I don’t want this to come as a shock to any of you, but I am actually not a natural blond, so unfortunately, a monthly […]

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You say tomato, I say I want 5 more kids.

July 1, 2008

Yesterday, we had the talk. We were driving home from the BMV, and I waited until the boys were cute and asleep in their seats, and after I had sufficiently gushed about how absolutely sexy his new drivers license picture was. It’s no secret I want another child. I grew up with just a brother, […]

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Random midday thoughts…

June 30, 2008

1. I am debating joining a gym, the only one somewhat near me is Curves. However, I have a few doubts. One, I am pretty sure I heard somewhere that the owners of Curves secretly shovel money to radical conservative pro-life groups. Two, the only women I see go in there wear sweatshirts with puffy […]

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When life jumps the shark…

June 30, 2008

This morning I woke up in a pool of my own sweat, totally nauseous, with a throbbing headache. When I finally was able to get to my feet without throwing up, I saw that the air conditioner was spewing warm air into our room. Me: Oh my God hunny, wake up, the air conditioner is […]

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Weekend Wrap Up

June 29, 2008

1. YOU CAN’T KEEP A PLAYER DOWNI have s special place in my heart for video stores. My parents owned one for a bit growing up, so I have many a fond memory of nights at the store eating popcorn and watching Howard the Duck (freakiest avian related movie ever. I couldn’t sleep for a […]

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