Contagious But Organized

Erin Condren Planner

Ever have the type of stomach virus that renders every poor schmuck that comes to your door a potential caretaker? "I just threw up so hard toilet water splashed up and hit my face and I pooped in my shorts, what should I do?" I asked, holding a towel to my cheek. … [Read More...]

Rainbow sherbet makes me smile.

It's funny where you can have your find Jesus moment. For me, it was sitting on the toilet in my OB's office with piss on my hands. But, it was my own piss...so not entirely disgusting. It is just getting increasingly hard for me to catch things in a cup. Anyways. I am sitting on the … [Read More...]

Even I know I suck.

Lost looks stupid. I've never liked coffee or tea. Angelina Jolie annoys me. I hate peanuts. I get bored laying out in the sun. Do I suck yet? Cats are the devil. OMG I know, right.  Who hates cats? People who spit on babies and punch old people, that's who. And these … [Read More...]

Tornadoes are whores.

This winter was rough for me. It's usually never an issue.  Country life in the winter is a blast.  Snowmobiles, 4-wheeling, sledding, our annual Drunk Winter Olympics.  It's a fun time. I think it just got to me because I am so...immobile.  Winter is way more fun when you can be out and about … [Read More...]

Like taking candy from a baby…or, like, a super creepy old person.

I've become a touch paranoid. Yesterday I was at my brothers, playing with the puppies, completely disregarding their birthing experience I have since forever mentally blocked from my mind, and he was watching some boy show called Operation Repo.  It's like, where cameras follow the companies who … [Read More...]

Martyr.

I should preface this post with the fact that I feel absolutely horrible for anyone who has to live with me and/or be in a 25 foot radius of me. Even I can't stand me. First off, I am exhausted.  And exhausted is a word I used to toss around a lot, like one time when my husband and I were … [Read More...]

deuce

You know what I am sick of?  Every other person on the planet who is pregnant and does not weigh almost 200 lbs.  You women.  The ones who are barely showing, and when you do, it looks like you merely have a nerf ball tucked under your shirt.  The ones who are soo frustrated that they are … [Read More...]

Easily distracted…by tacos.

1.  Yay Lent! First of all, I love that I can pretend Fat Tuesday is completely different than, say, every other day of the year that I eat waaay more than I should, but could care less.  I guess the only real difference is, that on Fat Tuesday, I am doing it for Jesus.  So,  that makes it more … [Read More...]

Outlook so so.

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I have been stuck in my glasses for days.  My left eye is either dying or is thisclose to falling out. I googled things like seeping, and painful and yucky as hell...and from what I read, I have a sty.  In my eye. Which makes perfect sense because I am always doing things like storing my … [Read More...]

Oh my God, that Brittany, shameless.

Saturday.  Sabato.  Zaterdag.  Samedi. The day I literally plan to spend doing nothing but eating hot wings and drinking Coke.  All day.  Without any pants on. Because pants just slow you down. Plus, it's snowing.  Again.  And, the only pants that go with snow, are snow pants.  And, they … [Read More...]

Portobello Mushroom Penne Pasta

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I actually had somebody email me for a recipe. Because, apparently, I'm a food blog. So recipes are supposed to be here. *snore* Ok, let's see. Portobello Mushroom and Spinach Penne Pasta.  It's hearty, cheesey and pretty much guarantees you will be licking the casserole dish clean.  … [Read More...]