How To Assemble Furniture

September 19, 2013

Yesterday I tried to put together a television console we had purchased for the play room. Nothing fancy, just an Ikea clearance item we picked up a few weeks ago that I was tired of Andy giving me the annoyed face about every time he tripped over the heavy box going out to the garage. […]

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Seven Days in Mexico

September 12, 2013

As we sat on our canopy bed along the beach, sleeping under our straw hats and dark sunglasses, two thin figures stepped into our sun. They were young, maybe 20, with tan skin and spiky jersey shore hair and hands full of glossy flyers. Heyyyyy you wanna go to Coco Bongo? I’m sorry what? Coco […]

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Jellyfish Hands

September 9, 2013

Sometimes when I go to Mexico- and by sometimes I mean both times I have ever been there- I get a condition I call jellyfish hands. Basically I break out in an intense full body rash that makes my hands sting like I’ve been fisting jellyfish and I’m unable to use them as anything other […]

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Sorry, America. I Can’t Quit You.

September 5, 2013

I wasn’t going to post while on vacation, first because Andy keeps giving me the mean face when I check my email, and two because Mexico and I are actually in a fight over the actual existence of wifi. I’m all, seriously Mexico, internet travels through the air now, stop being weird about this. And Mexico […]

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The Day After Today

August 27, 2013

Visit NBCNews.com for breaking news, world news, and news about the economy Yesterday I was on the Today Show talking about the article I wrote, Sex Every Day For A Year. It’s a post that’s gone a little viral across AOL and The Huffington Post, and like most internet things, the comments have been fun. […]

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Adulthood. You’re Not Doing It Right.

August 21, 2013

I feel like there are tons of things about being a woman or an adult or even a mom, I should know. And it’s only when I come into a situation in which I should clearly be able to effectively function, that I realize, I have no idea what I’m doing. Somebody take away my […]

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Back to School… For Us All

August 15, 2013

Thus begins the ritual of starting off the new school year with pretty clothes that aren’t quite faded yet, bookbags free of the mid-year foot smell and goldfish crumbs, and legitimately clean and styled hair. Because what else do I have to do at 6am? Certainly not body slam three kids into the bed so […]

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Sex Everyday for a Year

August 8, 2013

I just had sex everyday for a year, and I didn’t tell you about it. But I did video tape it, so check it out -> here! Just kidding. I wasn’t even sure I was going to go into it, but here we are. *pats the empty space on the couch* It was the email […]

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Spin the Bottle with Greg Grunberg & Keili Lefkovitz

August 2, 2013

Some of my favorite moments are when it’s just me and my friends, drinking heavily, shooting the shit, and being inappropriate. Thank you, Google, for giving me a platform to do that professionally. Last night I welcomed the fabulous Greg Grunberg and Keili Lefkovitz to Last Call, and I’ll tell you, it was a night […]

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The Selfie

July 29, 2013

Sometimes I think the front facing camera is the best invention of the 21st century. Probably even better than the segway or Bruno Mars. It’s a girl’s best friend. We know our angles and have patience with ourselves as we try to figure out how to aim the camera so our eyebrows are even and […]

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