Contagious But Organized

Erin Condren Planner

Ever have the type of stomach virus that renders every poor schmuck that comes to your door a potential caretaker? "I just threw up so hard toilet water splashed up and hit my face and I pooped in my shorts, what should I do?" I asked, holding a towel to my cheek. … [Read More...]

Get Your Camp Throwback On… TODAY!

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Holy shit, it's that time again! Tickets for Camp Throwback 2015 go on sale TODAY at 10am EST. CLICK HERE to check out CampThrowback.com and buy your tickets! Wanna read the wrap-up from the 2014 event? Click here! … [Read More...]

When the Internet Steals Your Pictures

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First of all, if you came here via a search like "OMG SOMEONE STOLE MY PHOTO ONLINE!?," this is awkward, but I actually have no real advice for you outside of procuring a lawyer and having them handle all the legal crap. Way easier. Also, maybe go see Maleficent twice in a 5 day span like I did, and … [Read More...]

Dear Kate & Me

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Dear Kate, A few months ago I walked in the pouring rain through Chinatown and Little Italy to McNally-Jackson bookstore just before 6am, and without a stitch of make up or hair spray, I took off my pants and shopped in my underpants.  It was one of my most favorite days.  Brittany I can say … [Read More...]

Orange Is The New Black Season 2 Chat Time!

SPOILERS SPOILERS SPOILERS SPOILERS SPOILERS SPOILERS Annnnd done. I devoured season 2 of OITNB in one day. And you might be saying to yourself, God, that's pathetic. And, I'd be like, I know right? Click here so I can break it down for you, women's federal prison style.  … [Read More...]

Throwback 2014 Wrap-Up

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I stood on the gravel with bags of marshmallows in my arms. The sun was just about down and as I stood at the entrance of the pavilion, I could see the fire roaring, people dancing, corn hole matches being smack talked, honeymooners kissing, beers being cheered, selfies being snapped, and smiling. … [Read More...]

DIY Marquee Camp Letters

DIY Marquee Letters

Nothing adds a bit of pizzazz like some flashy marquee letters. Unfortunately, while Etsy offers oodles of them, they are largely out of my price range, and by my price range, I mean the amount Andy will confidently agree that I should spend on light up letters for a 4 day event. Commence project … [Read More...]

What I Wore: Summer Boho

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Sometimes I feel like I was supposed to have been born an Olsen. Like the 4th fat one, who's super excited for her sisters' successes, but has no interest in Hollywood and instead stayed home to work at a bank or something. The boho gene is strong in me. I have fun dressing up in girly dresses and … [Read More...]

Dear Homeowners…

Dear Homeowners, I've been using Google earth and I like what I see. How about you move out and sell all your stuff to me? Love, Brittany, future homeowner (Maybe? Say yes?) "That sounds creepy." Andy furrows his brow next to me at our dining room table. "It rhymes, and it's endearing." I … [Read More...]

The Death of Pregnancy License

Opening this text window feels weird, but also like home. So like weird home. Or, you know, normal home, because what home isn't weird? Anyways, here we are together, on the internet. First of all, I have book mono. It's a legitimate thing. You get it one of two ways. From open mouth kissing your … [Read More...]

Overage Drinking

We spent Easter in a family owned restaurant in Erie Michigan, and as we placed our drink orders at the bar before taking our seats - as Catholics are wont to do - I became intimidated by the requests for Manhattans and Whiskeys on the rocks and Dry Martinis, so I panicked and ordered a frozen Pina … [Read More...]