Cinched

waist training

My waist cincher is making me a monster. Let me start this post by saying there are very few things I won't try when offered or dared. Like if you take a sip of soda and it tastes weird, so you're all, "I think the soda machine is out this tastes gross." I will then take a sip of your drink to verify. … [Read More...]

Listen, It’s Okay To Be Alone At Christmas

christmas

I have a very romanticized idea of the holidays. I function at a Clark W. Griswold level of holiday merriment from November through mid-January. It's obnoxious. I grew up having amazing Christmases with my grandmother before she died. She filled every room of her house with friends and family as … [Read More...]

Tastefully Simple Copycats

TS Beer Bread

Without fail, this always happens to me. I fall in love with something, and then it goes away. Parks and Rec, the Taco Light from Taco Bell (it was a 90's thing. It was amazing), and my local Tastefully Simple representative. … [Read More...]

Brittany’s Gift Guide 2014 & Merry, Merry Giveaway!

GG2014

This is my favorite time of year. The twinkly lights, the holiday music, the movie Christmas with the Kranks that nobody in my house loves except me. Oh, and the post where I put together the ultimate gift guide for your shopping pleasure, and even do an extra-special giveaway to make it all the … [Read More...]

Stage 5 Clinger

Clinger Text

"You never call me anymore." He said. "Yes I do!" "Um no, you don't. It's Wednesday and you haven't called to bug me at work all week?" So, two things. One, he apparently only pretends to be annoyed with me, which only confirms my theory that my exasperating personality is a large part of … [Read More...]

Contagious But Organized

Erin Condren Planner

Ever have the type of stomach virus that renders every poor schmuck that comes to your door a potential caretaker? "I just threw up so hard toilet water splashed up and hit my face and I pooped in my shorts, what should I do?" I asked, holding a towel to my cheek. … [Read More...]

A Few of My Favorite (Winter) Things

Oversized Sweaters

You know that smell? It's chilly and windy and the air smells cold, like something fierce is coming? I love winter. Not just for the carb-filled food and warm and fuzzy holidays, but for the tall boots, jeans, and a much needed break from crotch sweat. I can finally pull out all my absolute … [Read More...]

I Didn’t Write a Book

Writing about writing is a big huge giant meta wormhole, and it might not appeal to absolutely anyone reading this, but should some desperate author one day google something like "how to write a book, no seriously, please help me?" I hope this post helps them to not feel so utterly, utterly alone … [Read More...]

Raising Geeks

geek

Growing up, I wanted to have two kids. A boy named Josh and a girl named Mercedes. Josh would naturally be the big man on campus, and when I say that, imagine me saying it the way your grandmother says it when she asks you about school. "How's school, Josh? I assume you're the big man on … [Read More...]

Get Your Sleeping Bag Ready!

Camp Photo CTB 2015

Tickets for the August 2015 session of Camp Throwback are on sale! … [Read More...]

Hey, I Missed You. Sit Down.

Three Fly

What you don't see in this picture... … [Read More...]