I think James Earl Jones is kinda dick.
I know!
What am I even saying!? He’s America’s sweetheart!? But, just hear me out.
When people are asked to be the most famous voice over person in the world, it’s super humbling, ask Morgan Freeman, he’s a classy guy, I just want to curl up on his lap and let him read me the last Harry Potter novel.
But sometimes, they get all smug sounding, so when they do books on tape or erectile dysfunction commercials, their voice gets all uppity and superior, like , DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM!? I’M JAMES EARL JONES, THE VOICE OF DARTH VADER AND MUFASA, AND I’M TALKING ABOUT THIS HERE WIENER DRUG AND YOUR EYES BETTER NOT GLAZE OVER WHILE I LIST OUT THESE MOTHERFUCKING SIDE EFFECTS, BITCH.
I just find him very unsavory.
The next time we elect a new person to provide the vocals for every spoken televised word ever, I’d like to nominate this guy.
God Bless America.
I *almost* spit coffee out of my mouth. Thank you for cracking me up this morning.
That’s right! She said it! James Earl Jones is a dick. Barefoot Foodie don’t care, Barefoot Foodie don’t give shit. She’s bad ass.
This might be the best response I have EVER received.
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
My favorite voice-over is George Clooney. Mostly because I picture him naked while reading the script.
I do that with both James Spader (picture when he was in Secretary)and Patrick Dempsey. I *try* to avoid picturing James Earl Jones in the buff.
Denise2Teach: Some things can’t be unread. I now have that mental image in my head. It may take a lot of margarita therapy and a Clooney movie marathon to get me over it.
JEJ has been dialing it in with that voice for too long now! Can he even act?
Morgan Freeman is sleeping with his step-grand-daughter. I don’t think you want to curl up on that man’s lap.
Gross, but true. Bruce Almighty is ruined for me now. I really did think MF’s voice is what God sounds like. :/
My 5 year old son just heard Randall’s voice and said “I like that movie, but that guy sounds weird.” HA!
My friend suggested that his wife name her all-girl soccer team “The Honey Badgers.” She said no. What a missed opportunity.
RANDALL FOREVER!
Didn’t Morgan Freeman have an affair with his ex step granddaughter or something? I kind of lost respect after that. Skeevy!
You have to watch Randall’s narration of “the crazy nasty ass honey badger.”
Mr. Jones would saying, “I’m a s-s-s-s-s-sofist-st-st-st-iacted act-t-t-t-tor.” Cause he stutters when not reading a script.
Pretend I spelled sofisticated correctly.
OMG, yes! I love Randall of Randall’s Animals! The Honey Badger video is the best thing ever!
honey badger is effin hilarious!!!
i think he should just take over for morgan freeman now…why wait?
Snoop Dog’s (hmm, 1 g or 2 g’s???) voice does it for me! I could listen to him try to sell me stuff all day long, but that guy is a close second- LOVE IT!!!!
It’s Mufasa actually As opposed to Musafa who runs the 7-11 down the street from my job. Don’t you have 3 kids? :)
YES. But apparently my phone’s spell check does NOT.
Honey Badger don’t give a shit.
BEST.
EVER!!
OMG…and the Jesus Christ Lizard is hilarious too.
I just love Randall’s laugh. I keep hitting ‘rewind’ on that one.
I want Randall to commentate on football games! Maybe I would enjoy them just a little bit more. Could you even imagine? “Give me the baaaall back stupid! Are you craaaazy?!” hehe
I can just hear Darth Vader now… (pffff) May cause loss of vision or even DEATH
Way too funny
I LOVE Randall!
You had me at drunken animals. :)
I couldn’t love that post any more if I tried. Ohmahgawd.
You won’t have to kill me; You already have…
I could listen to him all.day.long.