We here at the Guide we love celebrities.
THEY’RE JUST LIKE US, RIGHT?!
They have to eat, they have to have fun, and they have to poop. EVERYBODY POOPS!
(Even Oprah.)
In the spirit of seeing the rich and famous as normal folks, I’ve compiled a list of the celebs that I want nothing more than to share a bowl of the creamiest, cheesiest, goodest, homemade mac n’ cheese with, while watching some trashy tv in my yoga pants.
You know, since us Curvy Girls rarely wear our yoga pants for actual yoga, we put them to just as good use for the occasional tub size mac n’ cheese binge.
#1 – CLEARLY, Paula Deen.
Is there a better woman to have cook you a hearty, cheesy, creamy mac n’ cheese? Not only would she make it for us, she’d have us over to her house and cater to our every need. I know this about Paula, she knows her way around a kitchen and how to be a gracious hostess. I can see it in her eyes through the TV screen. Paula WANTS to cook for us at HER house. Hey, y’all, she’s awesome like that.
#2 – Kathy Griffin
I have a feeling she can eat. Plus, she’ll crack our asses up so much, that while we’re stuffing our faceholes with 1000 calories of creamy goodness, we’ll work it off laughing. Kathy has been open with her plastic surgery on her body, but we here at Curvy Girl respect all bodies, especially when we can laugh at ourselves.
#3 – Kirstie Alley
My girl has NO SHAME in eating. So what if she has a touch (OK, a barrel-full) of crazy, but she loves her some yoga pants and carbs. Plus, her version of working out is dancing. That’s the kind of exercise I can work-out to after a bowl full of the cheesy mac.
#4 – Rosie O’Donnell
She’s a polarizing celeb, but in MY world, and since this is MY post, I’m putting her on the list because I’m a Rosie fan. Plus, girlfriend can eat. Put down the Haterade, and grab yourself a vat of mac n’ cheese with my girl. She’s one of the only celebrities who leaves her house without makeup and a bra and doesn’t give a flying eff what people think.
#5 – Johnny Depp
Any man that would put on yoga pants (I assume, because, seriously, Johnny Depp doesn’t wear sweatpants), and serve me extra cheesy mac n’ cheesy off of his shirtless abs deserves to be on our list.
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You know who I want to eat? Errrr…I mean eat with? Justin Timberlake!! Of course, I’d rather not eat and just do all kinds of other things to him. Can you make that happen?
we can share. i’ll bring the cheese if you bring the mac.
Oh, Johnny. The mac-n-cheese is for *later*
We’ll need the fuel for round 2, or 3, or 4.
*high 5*
I would kill to eat a little (ok a lot) of Paula’s cooking, lounging around laughing at jokes Kathy has shared, dancing with Kirstie, free-boobin’ with Rosie and of course, licking every inch of Johnny, with or without the Mac-N-Cheese.
*shudders with pleasure*
i love that you know Rosie free-boobs it.
OMG…my BF made the BEST mac n cheese last night. I have never tasted such creamy cheesy goodness. I would like to have shared it with Brangelina.
They are a hot couple with whom to share your mac n’ cheesiest.
Whore biscuit, I was SO with you until you got to Johnny. I appreciate his mysterious, bad boy allure but I just cannot lick Wonka’s willy. (However, I wouldn’t mind watching).
You can pick whichever hotass manmeat you’d like to join you in your mac n’ cheesy. I’d rather have Justin Timberweenis over JD anyway.
Kathy Griffin alone would get me there.
RIGHT? love her.
I hear you guys talking about mac ‘n’ cheese all the time and it sounds like something I’d love, but the only one I’ve ever had here in the UK was out of a can and it tasted like glue!
I bet Ina Garten makes a good mac ‘n’ cheese, I may have to try and find a recipe and make it myself.
Jayne that is so sad. Do you have Velveeta in the UK? Velveeta is required for really good mac n cheese. I don’t really have a recipe. You just cook your macaroni noodles, drain. In another bowl combine cheeses of your choice (personally, I like Velveeta because it melts well, and cheddar for flavor), melt with enough milk to make a smooth cheese sauce. The cheese sauce is key. Stir pasta into cheese sauce and pour everything into a greased casserole dish. You can sprinkle a little more cheese on top if you so desire (and really who wouldn’t?). Bake at 350 until bubbly (and I like mine to have a nice little golden crust on top). I’m sorry, but measurements depend entirely on how much you want to make. However, while your pasta shouldn’t be swimming in cheese, you do want enough sauce so that your man n cheese doesn’t dry out. Dried out mac n cheese is nasty.
I live in Canada and if they sell Velveeta here I’ve never seen it but a can of cheddar cheese soup is what I use.
This is the best recipe ever. Paula Dean would die. I am truly laughing out loud!
P.S. Just noticed that you wrote “man and cheese” at the end…still thinking about Johnny? Love it!
HAAAAHAAHAHAHAAAAA….
BWAHAHAHA! Now that you point it out, a man in cheese sounds pretty damn good! And we certainly wouldn’t want him to dry out.
I make my mac n’ cheese from scratch.
If I can do it, YOU can do it. Seriously.
I picked Kevin Smith. You know he can eat and he cracks me up every day on Twitter. We could stuff ourselves and then try and get a flight on American Airlines.
Ditto! Eating mac & cheese and watching Phantoms.
mmmmmmm Johhny… I don’t even need mac n cheese.. just him..
I think Queen Latifah would be cool to hang out with; she’s funny, a curvy girl, and seems like she may be willing to gossip about other celebrities.
Kevin Smith and Paula Deen both! Eating mac & cheese and watching movies with those two would be a blast!
Now I’m craving some serious creamy mac and cheese..
and all I have is cereal..
Seriously need to go get groceries !
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