THEY’RE JUST LIKE US, RIGHT?!
They have to eat, they have to have fun, and they have to poop. EVERYBODY POOPS!
In the spirit of seeing the rich and famous as normal folks, I’ve compiled a list of the celebs that I want nothing more than to share a bowl of the creamiest, cheesiest, goodest, homemade mac n’ cheese with, while watching some trashy tv in my yoga pants.
You know, since us Curvy Girls rarely wear our yoga pants for actual yoga, we put them to just as good use for the occasional tub size mac n’ cheese binge.
#1 – CLEARLY, Paula Deen.
Is there a better woman to have cook you a hearty, cheesy, creamy mac n’ cheese? Not only would she make it for us, she’d have us over to her house and cater to our every need. I know this about Paula, she knows her way around a kitchen and how to be a gracious hostess. I can see it in her eyes through the TV screen. Paula WANTS to cook for us at HER house. Hey, y’all, she’s awesome like that.
#2 – Kathy Griffin
I have a feeling she can eat. Plus, she’ll crack our asses up so much, that while we’re stuffing our faceholes with 1000 calories of creamy goodness, we’ll work it off laughing. Kathy has been open with her plastic surgery on her body, but we here at Curvy Girl respect all bodies, especially when we can laugh at ourselves.
#3 – Kirstie Alley
My girl has NO SHAME in eating. So what if she has a touch (OK, a barrel-full) of crazy, but she loves her some yoga pants and carbs. Plus, her version of working out is dancing. That’s the kind of exercise I can work-out to after a bowl full of the cheesy mac.
#4 – Rosie O’Donnell
She’s a polarizing celeb, but in MY world, and since this is MY post, I’m putting her on the list because I’m a Rosie fan. Plus, girlfriend can eat. Put down the Haterade, and grab yourself a vat of mac n’ cheese with my girl. She’s one of the only celebrities who leaves her house without makeup and a bra and doesn’t give a flying eff what people think.
#5 – Johnny Depp
Any man that would put on yoga pants (I assume, because, seriously, Johnny Depp doesn’t wear sweatpants), and serve me extra cheesy mac n’ cheesy off of his shirtless abs deserves to be on our list.
Angie Lynch is the founder and managing editor of the powerhouse women’s literary community, Smut Book Club. She is a Native Floridian without a tan, probably because she spends her days hard at work on the magical internet. For the past several years, Angie has worked way too hard at building clout as an influencer in food and margaritas as well as being a source for laughable pop culture commentary. You can read more from Angie on her blog, A Whole Lot of Nothing.