Do you want to learn some new tricks for the bedroom? Great. You’re in the right place.
Now don’t get me wrong, your guy appreciates having sex however he can get it. Period. But sometimes, it’s fun to throw them off and try something new.
For the sake of research, I have tried all of these sexy tricks over the past few weeks, and they totally work.
1. Pop Rocks
Remember these things from your childhood? Yeah. Find some and buy them. Immediately.
You get where this going, right? Yes, you put them in your mouth. And then…you get the idea.
He’s going to freak out. And then he’s going to send me emails and thank me for telling you about this.
Of course, this trick should be used on his birthday. You can’t use this as a go-to all the time. That would just be weird.
2. Touch Yourself
Men like to watch a woman touch herself. This is why there are so many pornos featuring a woman touching herself and nothing else.
You can touch your boobs, you can touch your cookie, or you can just do a sexy strip tease where you act like you’re going to touch yourself. Don’t worry, it’ll only take a minute until he can’t take it anymore.
If you want to scramble his brain, make him sit there and watch you touch yourself.
3. Role Play
Role play is hot.
And you don’t even have to go out there and buy a costume. Sometimes, you just have to assume a different name and persona.
Clive and Juliana? Hilarious. But it’s a great way to spice things up once in awhile.
My husband would like to personally thank Curvy Girl Guide for this writing assignment.
Now it’s your turn! Tell us what sexy tricks you’ve used to blow his mind.