Some Like It Curvy: Three Quick Sexy Tricks

by Meredith on March 1, 2013

in Sex & Relationships

Do you want to learn some new tricks for the bedroom? Great. You’re in the right place.

Now don’t get me wrong, your guy appreciates having sex however he can get it. Period. But sometimes, it’s fun to throw them off and try something new.

For the sake of research, I have tried all of these sexy tricks over the past few weeks, and they totally work.

1. Pop Rocks

Remember these things from your childhood? Yeah. Find some and buy them. Immediately.

Pop Rocks

 

You get where this going, right? Yes, you put them in your mouth. And then…you get the idea.

He’s going to freak out. And then he’s going to send me emails and thank me for telling you about this.

Of course, this trick should be used on his birthday. You can’t use this as a go-to all the time. That would just be weird.

3 quick sex tricks

2. Touch Yourself

Men like to watch a woman touch herself. This is why there are so many pornos featuring a woman touching herself and nothing else.

You can touch your boobs, you can touch your cookie, or you can just do a sexy strip tease where you act like you’re going to touch yourself. Don’t worry, it’ll only take a minute until he can’t take it anymore.

If you want to scramble his brain, make him sit there and watch you touch yourself.

3. Role Play

Role play is hot.

And you don’t even have to go out there and buy a costume. Sometimes, you just have to assume a different name and persona.

Clive and Juliana? Hilarious. But it’s a great way to spice things up once in awhile.

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My husband would like to personally thank Curvy Girl Guide for this writing assignment.

Now it’s your turn! Tell us what sexy tricks you’ve used to blow his mind.

 photo courtesy of ABC

Greis March 1, 2013 at 9:47 am

Pop Rocks, really?!? Do I really need to try this?

Meredith March 1, 2013 at 1:16 pm

Yes. You need to try this. It’s nuts. *see what I just did there?*

Selina March 1, 2013 at 11:48 am

I’m with Greis on this. Pop Rocks?

Meredith March 1, 2013 at 1:16 pm

Dudes. Don’t doubt me. I know things.

Fiona McGier March 2, 2013 at 12:09 am

Ice cubes work better. The cold versus the heat of your mouth and his skin…phew!
Or buy chocolate sauce and whipping cream and put them both on him and have your dessert. Then he gets to smear them on you and he gets his dessert! You’ll be burning so many calories afterwards it won’t matter how much whipt cream you actually ate!
And if you really trust him, ie, you’re long-time married and committed, let him tape you when you are touching yourself, tell him to make it into a real movie you can enjoy together, like you do some other movies…you DO watch porn together and laugh at the silly positions and faces, but act out the scenes you like, right? I’m just sayin…

Tawny March 2, 2013 at 1:27 pm

Cough drops. Yup.

Angie March 4, 2013 at 11:09 am

Altoids. Just sayin.

Crystal March 4, 2013 at 2:40 pm

I’ve used pop rocks multiple times…they do the trick. i bought some for a friend of mine and he got really excited…then disappointed when he found out they werent for him.

Also…if you can, put your tongue toward the back of your mouth while going down on him…it makes him touch your tongue thinking its the back of your throat…then he feels like a king.

Tracey March 4, 2013 at 8:53 pm

BadGirlsBible…check it out….I’ve learned a lot! But the Pop Rocks is new! I will have to try it!

Dixiecup March 6, 2013 at 11:30 am

I speak from experience when I say, the Pop Rocks are a bad idea.

Jessica March 18, 2013 at 8:19 am

I wanna start by saying that you’re awesome and i love your articles, but as an out and proud lesbian, it’s very easy to feel overlooked and ignored on women websites. Now obviously i dont mean speak about things you dont know about / havent experienced… But There’s always lots of talk about “boyfriends and husbands”, how about just expanding that language to “boyfriend / girlfriend” “hubby / wife” or even “partner” or “significant other” … Just a suggestion to make everyone feel included!

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