In yet another attempt to take our bourgeois bodies to another level of beauty torture, we women (and I’m assuming me, too) can have our mons pubis decorated with feather and fur.
Yes, that’s right. After you’ve shaved/waxed/lasered off your pubic hair, New York salon Completely Bare will apply real feathers and real fur to your Down There. Salon owner and former Real Housewives of New York cast member, Cindy Barshop has recently added “foxy bikini” and “carnivale bikini” to her list of available services.
Among the way-too-many, why-in-the-world questions I have about this service include “Why add animal fur when you can grow your own?” and “How do I keep the feathers from looking like a hot mess once I take a shower, wear pants, or have the sex during the 3 days it stays applied?”
Can we women in the middle class draw the line here? Do we need to be more like the wasteful spenders of the upper class and throw our money at ridiculous vagina accouterments?
Or is this the next Louboutin where we’ll be flaunting our fupa feathers like they’re the next red sole?
information & image via NY Magazine