That’s pretty much going to be the gist of every post and article about Kirstie Alley’s virgin dance on Dancing With the Stars Monday night.
In reality, she did amazingly well for any chick. She danced her fat ass off.
Her lemur-loving, crazy-like-Charlie-Sheen-before-there-was-Tiger-Blood self fox-trotted all over that dance floor and scored herself a 23 right out of the gate.
I’ll be honest – I don’t normally watch Dancing With the Stars. I’ve kept up with the seasons and caught dances from time to time, but as a whole, it’s not a must-watch for me. But, seeing that Kirstie Alley was going to be out there on the dance floor with her normal-looking, every-woman body in sequins and Spanx, I had to check her out.
She did not disappoint.
Kirstie got out there with the sexy man meat that is Maksim Chmerkovskiy, and danced for every woman who was mocked, stared at, targeted as the butt of fat jokes, gained weight, lost weight, gained weight again, and is now getting healthy.
We stand with fellow Curvy Girl, Kirstie Alley, for being brave and dancing on the backs of the haters.
*clink of the margarita glass to you*
Angie Lynch is the founder and managing editor of the powerhouse women’s literary community, Smut Book Club. She is a Native Floridian without a tan, probably because she spends her days hard at work on the magical internet. For the past several years, Angie has worked way too hard at building clout as an influencer in food and margaritas as well as being a source for laughable pop culture commentary. You can read more from Angie on her blog, A Whole Lot of Nothing.
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