Tattoos can be a form of artistic expression or proof of poor decision-making. Celebrities are no exception to this rule. The 8 celebrity tattoos in our list are ones you may not have noticed until now. We’re not talking about the stupid Mike Tyson face tattoo or Steve-O’s giant back tattoo of himself. These are celebrity tattoos that just bother us for no reason other than… they just do.
Scarlett Johansson may be atop many a Laminated Lists, but her weird circular sunset forearm tattoo knocks her down a few pegs on the hotness scale.
Needing an excuse to publish a photo of an open-shirted Mark Wahlberg is never passed up. Unfortunately, the rosary tattoo he has emblazoned across his chest is not his best feature. Try to focus on the abs, happy trail, and where his hand his headed in this photo:
Say what you will about Megan Fox‘s over-plasticized face and wonky thumb, girlfriend has herself a hot body and David Silver in her bed. But even she couldn’t look past her forearm tattoo of Marilyn Monroe’s face, so she’s having it removed.
There’s not much you could say about David Beckham that could take away from his man beauty, but unfortunately, his winged neck is a turn-off.
There’s a lot in Nicole Ritchie‘s past partying days that she could put on her “regrets” list, and we’re betting this ankle rosary is one of them.
The first time you saw this head tattoo on Jamie Foxx, you hoped it was a fake for a movie. But it’s very real and it’s unfortunately there on his head forever.
Audrina Patridge may not make everyone’s “Celebrity List,” but because she was on a reality show, she makes our list. Her lack of smarts may be to blame for the huge, horrendous tattoo on the back of her neck. Is it an apple? A human heart? The world? A snake? You decide.
And then there’s Lil Wayne‘s face tattoos that are multiplying like rabbits. You may catch an STD just by looking at them for too long.
Did we miss some bad celebrity tattoos you think belong on our list? Let us know!
Angie Lynch is the founder and managing editor of the powerhouse women’s literary community, Smut Book Club. She is a Native Floridian without a tan, probably because she spends her days hard at work on the magical internet. For the past several years, Angie has worked way too hard at building clout as an influencer in food and margaritas as well as being a source for laughable pop culture commentary. You can read more from Angie on her blog, A Whole Lot of Nothing.
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oh god…the lil wayne face tattoos make me want to DIE. But not as much as the “grill” on his bottom teeth. Really?! Do people still think that’s cool?!
Barf.
Unfortunately, like his tattoos, we are stuck looking at them. He had them surgically implanted.
Okay, number one, how can they mention Megan Fox’s effed up thumb and not comment on Lil Wayne’s ear lobe?? It’s pretty bad too. PS IMO grills=ass breath
Number two, Mark Wahlberg could get a tattoo of freakin Barney the Dinosaur on his body and he’d still be smokin hot and sexy as hell!! MEOW!!
HOLY CRAP WHAT IS WRONG WITH HIS EAR!?
It looks like he may have had it pierced and the earring was ripped out? Or someone went all Mike Tyson on him and bit off his earlobe? And then he went and put a plug in it because he hadn’t already done enough to his body that he’ll regret when he’s 80 and things are no longer where they’re supposed to be?
Honestly, I’m all whatevs about the tats and the ear. It’s the freaking teeth. WTF. Seriously. W. T. F.
Is that what MY ear looks like?
Whatchu got against rosaries? I actually like those two, particularly Nicole Ritchie’s. It should be illegal, methinks, for someone as beautiful as David Beckham to put any ink near his face.
I agree, I LOVE Nicole Richie’s tattoo, and it looks gorgeous with heels….you know if I wore those….and not, like….flip flops and Uggs.
Ha! I’m down with the flip flops too!
I read somewhere that Mark Wahlberg is getting all of his tattoos lasered off, one at a time. I think that picture’s pretty old.
I have to share this with you guys, just because this is fucking HILARIOUS:
A VERY b-list local “celebrity” (had sex with a footballer etc, is now an aspiring singer. – classy act!) had a tattoo done some years ago in her lower abdomen. All very Angelina-esque. She showed it around in magazines with a great pride, bragging how she designed it herself etc etc.
The tattoo was probably supposed to say “where there’s a will there’s a way”.
Hers said: There were is mill, there is a road.
I know full well that my English is not amazing, but that’s bad. It can be seen here: http://www.finlandforthought.net/2007/10/07/there-were-is-mill-there-is-a-road/
Lea Michele has a tattoo that says, “I believe” on her wrist, and I think it is horrendous. As a victim of a shitty wrist tattoo, I have plenty of room to talk. It is in teal ink, and all smooshed together and barely legible.
And yes, I also love Nicole Richie’s tattoo. I would have something similar myself, but I can’t really wear skirts, so there’s not much point.
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