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Cheech & Chong Go to School

August 24, 2012

I mean, that’s why we pay for private school, for the rigorous curriculum of nothin’, stuff, and I don’t know.

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So this is how the other half lives?

August 23, 2012

Andy and I are in our house. Alone. For the first hour, I was sitting fully clothed in a cold shower having a panic attack, because everything about this feels wrong. Andy walked in, leaned against the tub wall and threw a towel at my face. So what do we do now? We could drink? [...]

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A Boy Named Sue

August 20, 2012

When you have three kids who are basically the same age, they kinda glob together into one mega kid who you assume gets enough specialness and attention from you. And that’s mostly true. They like the same things, eat the same foods, bath together, and basically function like those two younger Kardashian sisters who haven’t [...]

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New York or Bust.

August 2, 2012

Today I am off to New York City for a few days, and the cherry on top of that sundae is bringing my Jude. I prepped him by watching You’ve Got Mail, Big, a 24 hour Law & Order marathon and making him give me $15 every time he got something out of the fridge. [...]

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Outdoor Cinema

June 26, 2012

Movie theater experience without spending your kid’s college fund or smuggling wine in through your bra.

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A Totally Hypothetical In No Way Real STOP STARING AT ME Cautionary Tale

June 25, 2012

Once upon a time, a little boy woke up his sleeping mother to tell her his pee pee hurt. Not understanding pee pees herself, and realizing he was far too young for the clap, she assured the little boy that perhaps he’d slept on it wrong and it was sore, then sent him back to [...]

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Lazy Sunday: Brave

June 24, 2012

It was like I paid to have my period for 93 minutes and also eat popcorn.

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Lady Gaga Friday

June 22, 2012

Before Poker face. After Muppet of a Man.

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Like a boss.

June 15, 2012

Take your iPad in the bathroom… like a boss.

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She Pees.

June 14, 2012

Gigi is what I like to call, home potty trained. Which basically means, at home, she generally/mostly goes to the bathroom in the toilet. Everywhere else? No, that’s disgusting, but at home? Yes, ok fine. In full disclosure, I’ll admit to not hitting the potty training train extra hard this time around. We have a [...]

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