Parenting

What You Know ’bout Rockin’ a Wolf on Your Noggin’

May 19, 2013

Macklemore and Ryan Lewis are kinda a big deal in our house right now, and the album has been on repeat for over a month. Which is awesome because if you haven’t seen a 4 year old in an Ariel dress rap? You haven’t lived. Since we are a mere 3 days away from summer […]

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The MotherHOOD.

May 18, 2013

Brilliant. I basically already have this memorized. Thanks to Samantha Raley for passing this epic find along.

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School’s Out. ALREADY!?

May 17, 2013

This morning I got up and looked at the school calendar, as I am wont to do two hours before the start of school, and I exhaled a sigh of relief that I didn’t have to come up with snack for twenty kids. Last month I sent Wyatt to class with a bag full of […]

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Being a Mother in Five

May 12, 2013

1. My kids have iPads. I feel bad about that for exactly four seconds until we end up sprawled across my bed watching Monty Python videos on youtube together for three hours. Plus it makes it easier to drive in cars with them. 2. It takes a village to raise a child. But, don’t limit […]

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Last Call Brittany: Keeping the Kids Alive

May 10, 2013

On this episode of Last Call, we paid tribute to Mother’s Day and dished on parenting. I apologize in advance if I seem out of it, THIS HAPPENED right before the show. I should have canceled but decided to power through. And by power through, I meant drink. WHEEEE! We’ll be back Thursday talking about […]

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Imitation is Flattery and also Totally a Red Flag About How Weird You Are.

May 2, 2013

So we do this thing as a family where we reduce each other to soundbites and mock each other. When I say it like that it sounds… assy…. Ummm, it’s more like, we each are known for our own fun little quirks that we then get off on by portraying them in an exacerbated fashion […]

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How Animals Eat Their Food

April 10, 2013

I swear to God, feeding kids is like feeding a whale.

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Orlando is for Families…and Overdraft Fees.

April 9, 2013

Once or twice a year we head down to Florida. It’s an absolute privilege my children get as a byproduct of having in-laws and friends that now reside in the Sunshine State. Last week I did a little venting on the myth that is the “family vacation.” I blame the steroids I was on for […]

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Family Vacation? Liar.

April 2, 2013

I remember when we landed in Cleveland from L.A. We stood in baggage claim hand in hand. He carried my bags for me, and snuggled me close as we ran in the snow to our car. We stopped at a restaurant off the turnpike on the drive home, he ran in to pee and came […]

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Parenting Lounge: Education

March 16, 2013

Looking for mediocre parenting advice and to hear me talk about pregnant preschoolers?

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