A Day In A Marriage

Andy and I forgot our wedding anniversary. Then we suddenly remembered the night before, except we both incorrectly assumed it was our 10 year anniversary, which left us both scrambling. Fuck, what is the traditional gift for 10 years? Wikipedia says tin. Can it be Target Gift Cards and leftover Udon soup, because I have […]

We’re Boring. We Can’t Help It.

For a while there, we could blame our hermitism and societal lameness on the children. Gosh, we’d love to go out, but we don’t have a sitter…. we’re exhausted… Wyatt is sick… Jude has a game in the morning… Gigi swallowed our car keys.  Kids are like built in get-out-of-shit cards. But the real truth of […]

Will You Marry Me? IGNORE THE SNOT BUBBLES.

So I just spent 27 minutes flushing my tear ducts out this morning watching this… And that, on top of this… And it wormholed into this…. And then this… I mean, seriously dude, I bet Andy is pretty thankful youtube proposals weren’t a thing 10 years ago. Just me, him and the guy in charge […]

Last Call Brittany: WTF Relationships

LCB Relationships

Partners. Can’t live with them, can’t realistically cast magical spells to turn them into Colin Firth. Tonight I am getting the dirt on relationships, from people who find themselves inside one. Including a very special/reluctant/just kidding/if he ever wants a hand-job again guest… my husband. Panelists: Audrey Binkowski  & David Binkowski  Keili Lefkovitz  & Shane Johnson  Aimee Giese  & Bryan Bugfrog  […]

Twenty Stitches

Andy Wound Blurred

The following is a totally true and gory story. Also, yes, Andy’s doctor really writes prescriptions for hand jobs, but I don’t think you can actually cash them in at pharmacies. They’re like those coupons you give people on Valentine’s Day when you don’t feel like spending actual money on them. Britt! He never says […]