Marriage

Dear Andy While You Sleep

March 20, 2014

Monday I rolled over in bed to come face to face with my little doll-faced cherub. I am keenly aware of the imaginary clock ticking above our heads, and our time of morning time girl snuggles are fleeting. I touched my finger to her warm little nose and she opened her heavy eyes, smiled softly, […]

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Riding In Cars With Kids

February 28, 2014

I’ve been having car issues. Mechanically, my SUV was cherry. Logistically I wanted to light it on fire and push it into the pond. The problem is that I have three children in car seats on a single bench seat. So what, you ask? Oh, you’ve never put a condom on a dude then tried to […]

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A Day In A Marriage

January 7, 2014

Andy and I forgot our wedding anniversary. Then we suddenly remembered the night before, except we both incorrectly assumed it was our 10 year anniversary, which left us both scrambling. Fuck, what is the traditional gift for 10 years? Wikipedia says tin. Can it be Target Gift Cards and leftover Udon soup, because I have […]

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Geek Foreplay

December 9, 2013

Yo Amazon, I’m really happy for you, Imma let you finish, but Andy Gibbons already makes the best drone deliveries of all time. Sometimes when you are married to a geek, the most brilliantly hysterical things happen. Like robotic vibrator airdrops. Welcome to my everyday life. P.S. Worth every cent. P.P.S. Andy says I should […]

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We’re Boring. We Can’t Help It.

November 20, 2013

For a while there, we could blame our hermitism and societal lameness on the children. Gosh, we’d love to go out, but we don’t have a sitter…. we’re exhausted… Wyatt is sick… Jude has a game in the morning… Gigi swallowed our car keys.  Kids are like built in get-out-of-shit cards. But the real truth of […]

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Will You Marry Me? IGNORE THE SNOT BUBBLES.

October 28, 2013

So I just spent 27 minutes flushing my tear ducts out this morning watching this… And that, on top of this… And it wormholed into this…. And then this… I mean, seriously dude, I bet Andy is pretty thankful youtube proposals weren’t a thing 10 years ago. Just me, him and the guy in charge […]

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Do We Have To Put a Ring on It?

October 7, 2013

Andy and I have stopped wearing our wedding rings. I’m not entirely sure when it happened, and I wasn’t even really aware of it until we went on vacation with a few other couples, and I thoughtlessly tossed my ring in the hotel safe. You’re not wearing your ring? Nah. I never want to take […]

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Last Call Brittany: WTF Relationships

August 8, 2013

Partners. Can’t live with them, can’t realistically cast magical spells to turn them into Colin Firth. Tonight I am getting the dirt on relationships, from people who find themselves inside one. Including a very special/reluctant/just kidding/if he ever wants a hand-job again guest… my husband. Panelists: Audrey Binkowski  & David Binkowski  Keili Lefkovitz  & Shane Johnson  Aimee Giese  & Bryan Bugfrog  […]

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Sex Everyday for a Year

August 8, 2013

I just had sex everyday for a year, and I didn’t tell you about it. But I did video tape it, so check it out -> here! Just kidding. I wasn’t even sure I was going to go into it, but here we are. *pats the empty space on the couch* It was the email […]

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Twenty Stitches

May 10, 2013

The following is a totally true and gory story. Also, yes, Andy’s doctor really writes prescriptions for hand jobs, but I don’t think you can actually cash them in at pharmacies. They’re like those coupons you give people on Valentine’s Day when you don’t feel like spending actual money on them. Britt! He never says […]

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