The woods is a really amazing place to go if you have all sorts of inner turmoil and nowhere to put it. I’m struggling with moving, I’m struggling with my religion, I’m struggling with our country, I’m struggling with what I want to do next. I’m just a ball of conflict and angst, and I […]
I remember being in junior high and kissing a boy on my friend’s bed for 3 hours. Three whole hours. No talking, just intense rhythmic french kissing.
Earmuffs, modest ones! Guys, you can stick around, we can’t leave you out of this conversation. It’s just too important, and the fact is, we’re not talking about it enough. Squirting.
You know when your partner does something during sex that does nothing for you, but you’re way too nice to say something? Or like when you really want to try something but are afraid to sound like an aspiring internet sex worker? Me too. I mean, for the most part, I’m pretty good at being my […]
Yo Amazon, I’m really happy for you, Imma let you finish, but Andy Gibbons already makes the best drone deliveries of all time. Sometimes when you are married to a geek, the most brilliantly hysterical things happen. Like robotic vibrator airdrops. Welcome to my everyday life. Click here to see what he’s airdropping into our marital bed!
I wasn’t going to post while on vacation, first because Andy keeps giving me the mean face when I check my email, and two because Mexico and I are actually in a fight over the actual existence of wifi. I’m all, seriously Mexico, internet travels through the air now, stop being weird about this. And Mexico […]
I recently wrote about my journey to have sex everyday for a year. It was a year, not only of getting off and praying the vasectomy took, but also learning a ton about my body; what I liked, what I hated, and how to be my own biggest fan and advocate in the bedroom. Insecurities, […]
I just had sex everyday for a year, and I didn’t tell you about it. But I did video tape it, so check it out -> here! Just kidding. I wasn’t even sure I was going to go into it, but here we are. *pats the empty space on the couch* It was the email […]
With social perception at an all time high, I’m tackling women and the curves that define us. From the AMA decision to label obesity as a disease, to the way we are portrayed in books or our access to fashion, the panel and I will break down the victories,emotional defeats and stigmas facing the new, […]
Put your feet in the stirrups. Scoot to the edge. More. A little bit more. Just a scooch more. Ok great, now deep breath and relax, it will only be cold for a second. That’s right ladies, saddle up, because this week I have an honest to goodness doctor on the panel to answer ALL […]