Beer in cupcake form. The orgasm is real. Click here for the super easy recipe!
Why are we friends? Because I can get you drunk by fruit three different ways. You’re welcome. Click here for the boozey recipes!
I can hold my liquor. Just not with these. WHERE ARE MY PANTS, Y’ALL!? Click here for the recipe, ya drunkard.
My cousin let me tag along to my first New Year’s Eve party. I was thirteen. He was sixteen. Prior to that year, my New Year celebrations consisted of watching the ball drop and eating pizza with my brother while our babysitter climaxed in the pickup truck in our driveway. This was way funner. It […]
Skittles Vodka, day 1. 2 more days. I can already almost taste the rainbow. Except for grape, because that’s disgusting.
I am always looking for the latest and greatest way to make my public drunkenness acceptable in every day society…enter, fruit salsa. I mean, you really can’t go wrong here. Fruit. Good. Salsa. Good. Fruit salsa. Hangover good. My fruit salsa is made with vodka, which makes it ideal for family get togethers and baptisms. […]