Real talk. I’ve already canceled a dental appointment for today because I started my period and couldn’t find my eyebrow tweezers.
SPOILERS SPOILERS SPOILERS SPOILERS SPOILERS SPOILERS Annnnd done. I devoured season 2 of OITNB in one day. And you might be saying to yourself, God, that’s pathetic. And, I’d be like, I know right? Click here so I can break it down for you, women’s federal prison style.
I’ve had a lot of downtime, and like chicken soup to the soul, I’ve been feeding the healing process with movies and celebrity gossip and pizza rolls. None of it particularly healthy, but soothing in the same way people on ecstasy like suckers. Somewhere between Meatballs and Meatballs 2 I heard that Charlie Hunnam had […]
Some of my favorite moments are when it’s just me and my friends, drinking heavily, shooting the shit, and being inappropriate. Thank you, Google, for giving me a platform to do that professionally. Last night I welcomed the fabulous Greg Grunberg and Keili Lefkovitz to Last Call, and I’ll tell you, it was a night […]
Here are a few of my favorites from NPR’s Tiny Desk Concert series. Sometimes you forget how awesome a band is until you hear them cut out all the crap and just play. Makes me wish MTV Unplugged still existed. All I gotta say is, how do I get this job? Macklemore & Ryan Lewis […]
This post contains spoilers. All kinds of spoilers. No joke. I saw Breaking Dawn Part 2 in Palm Springs with my girls Allison, Alice and Keili this weekend. Ok, Andy went, too, but he refused to have it documented on iPhone film. Also, I totally wore my Vampire Baseball shirt, again. Dressing up for movies? […]
When I was younger, I devoured comedies, even Saturday Night Live, which my dad always taped (like, on tapes), labeled and let me watch over breakfast on Sunday morning. I remember watching a black and white short by Tom Schiller done as a tribute to Fellini’s La Dolce Vida. At the time, I didn’t entirely […]
Whenever Andy and I are coming off a rough patch, I get cocky and start putting our relationship in really ridiculous positions of peril, almost like a dare. Like, I dare you to want to divorce me and find where I’ve hidden your passport and your grandma’s ashes. While he’s all, let’s go on a […]