Musings

Congratulations, Graduate!

June 10, 2013

It’s that time of year. The time, before heading off to the graduation parties of relatives that were young, like, four seconds ago, and I sit there holding a foam plate of pasta salad mentally doing the math on just how fucking old I am now and how fucking long it’s been since I’ve graduated […]

Read the full article →

As It Stands

May 23, 2013

I keep meaning to say more about things. I have conversation ADD. Hey I bumped an old person with my car… oh look! Cool Ranch Dorito Tacos! Plus, I’m like day 3 into a fight with Andy that he has no idea we are having. I’m irritated as hell over his ambivalence, but he seems […]

Read the full article →

What Do You Want to Do?

March 19, 2013

I sat down and made the weird list that I’m going to share with you now, because I like to share things and I want to make you comfortable enough to share your crazy shit with me.

Read the full article →

Garage Fridge

March 13, 2013

This weekend we put a fridge in our garage. We have a garage fridge. Exciting, right? Okay just stay with me here, I have a point, let me muddle about to get there a sec. We put a fridge in our garage… and then I had an emotional breakdown. See? There’s the hook you were […]

Read the full article →

International Women’s Day

March 8, 2013

I love women. Love them. Some of my most inspirational moments come after gathering with brilliant, motivated and hysterical fucking women.

Read the full article →

Working from Home: the Good, the Bad, and the Pathetic

March 1, 2013

I was having dinner with a friend the other night when her phone dinged on the table, and as she checked the text with obvious exasperation, she looked up at me and then out the window at the dance of headlights playing on the street beside us and whispered wistfully, I wish I could work […]

Read the full article →

Erotic Fiction vs Real Life

February 19, 2013

I yell at movie screens. And televisions, especially commercials. Talk radio, motivational speakers, elementary school plays… What the hell, if you’re going to do Grease, Rizzo has to miss her period, it’s integral, I could give two fucks that they’re eight. Maybe don’t do Grease until everyone is menstruating, John Travolta is turning in his […]

Read the full article →

I’m That Type of Girl.

February 8, 2013

I will always be this girl. What kind are you?

Read the full article →

Into 2013, With Love.

January 4, 2013

A new year. Time for me to be all profound and manafesto-y. Maybe fire off  a quote or limerick or something. While 2012 can be summed up in the words of Tommy Boy, “Ow, that’s gonna leave a mark,” 2013 is blowing up Monty Python style, ‘Tis but a scratch.” I spent last year both […]

Read the full article →

The Great Wide Open

November 27, 2012

I spent last week in Palm Springs. Brittany fun fact, I actually lived there as an infant, but have absolutely no recollection of the event save for some story about how we used to live near Jackie Coogan, who was Uncle Fester in the Addams Family television show, and that he held me one time. […]

Read the full article →