When I say girls weekend, it’s easy to immediately think of wine tours or a wild Vegas getaway. Just a bunch of women needing to blow off steam and escape their partners or kids for a few days. Umbrella drinks for everyone!
So, you have tons of Christmas shopping to do, but without a GOOP budget? No problem.
I feel like I’ve been shouted at for months now. Every time I turn on the news or read articles online, ALL CAPS SHOUTING. It’s scary and we’re sitting here trying to pinpoint the exact reason we are where we are, and what the hell we can do to fix it. I have only a […]
I remember being in junior high and kissing a boy on my friend’s bed for 3 hours. Three whole hours. No talking, just intense rhythmic french kissing.
My friend recently had a baby boy, and he’s adorable. With each growing month, she puts up a new photo of the little prince touting his accomplishments, which developmental stages he’s powering through, and noting what he currently loves and hates at that moment in his life. Why don’t we do this as adults? Do we just […]
The first session of Camp Throwback is in less than 60 days and it’s beyond sold out. Bummer, you know, unless you already have your ticket. If you didn’t, like, what’s your damage? Listen, if you missed out, I’m going to help you out really quick. In celebration of our new August session and Spring […]
I woke up the day after Christmas, briefly forgetting that it had happened. That is, until I walked into my living room to find crap everywhere, empty wine bottles from the previous night’s celebrations all over the counter, and I turned on the news to promises of weight loss and finally, finally, being a less […]
Holy shit, it’s that time again! Tickets for Camp Throwback 2015 go on sale TODAY at 10am EST. CLICK HERE to check out CampThrowback.com and buy your tickets! Wanna read the wrap-up from the 2014 event? Click here!
We spent Easter in a family owned restaurant in Erie Michigan, and as we placed our drink orders at the bar before taking our seats – as Catholics are wont to do – I became intimidated by the requests for Manhattans and Whiskeys on the rocks and Dry Martinis, so I panicked and ordered a […]
I’ve been having car issues. Mechanically, my SUV was cherry. Logistically I wanted to light it on fire and push it into the pond. The problem is that I have three children in car seats on a single bench seat. So what, you ask? Oh, you’ve never put a condom on a dude then tried to […]