Love

The Art of Mothering Things.

June 14, 2011

This is the wrapper from the band aid that goes on mama’s pee pee. Looking back, I think the highlight of my evening was when Wyatt came out of my bathroom, holding the stray wrapper from one of my maxi pads, and announcing his find to the dinner table. Whose guests included my 86 year [...]

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I Made These.

May 8, 2011

I Made These.

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Better Than a Book of Yo Mama Jokes.

May 6, 2011

Better than a book of Yo Mama Jokes.

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To Gigi, With Love.

May 2, 2011

Lots of memories in my life are fuzzy. How I got the scar under my chin. The time I woke up in an RV outside a Bass Pro Shop. The George Clinton concert I went to in college. But, I distinctly remember pushing Gigi out. Maybe it was the lack of drugs or the post [...]

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Happy Birthday, my Wyatt.

April 13, 2011

In one thousand and seven years.

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How to Pull Off the Perfect Surprise.

April 8, 2011

How to pull off the perfect surprise, so that your husband has no choice but to try and top it.

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A Poem For Your Birthday.

April 5, 2011

My darling Mr. Gibbons.

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The cure for the down lows.

February 18, 2011

Do you know how to braid? Should I whiten my teeth, like, pretend you are looking at me, and I look like myself, only with whiter teeth, how do I look? Can I paint my toes hot pink in the winter, or is that like white after Labor Day? Andy, seriously, can you tell I’m [...]

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It’s Valentine’s Day

February 14, 2011

And you know what that means? Puppy love, of course. Also, awkward making out/possible sex in the car before we go in to relieve the sitter after sushi assuming we don’t fight over whose the better driver or over how much wine I drank, but yeah, also, puppy love! UPDATE FROM ANDY:  Brittany has already [...]

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The gift Andy doesn’t know he already got me.

December 22, 2010

So, what are you getting me for Christmas? Gigi. Um no, I got you Gigi already, no re-gifting. Well, what are you getting me? Jude, Wyatt and a gift certificate to Best Buy. I thought we couldn’t re-gift our kids to each other? I don’t remember ever officially giving them to you, but they play [...]

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