Meeting Wyatt

February 15, 2013

Every morning on the way to school we listen to music and sing. When they get out I turn on NPR or POTUS to nerd out, but until then, it’s a super long drive and yes, singing and merriment is had. The kids have a Spotify playlist, and it used to consist of mostly Disney […]

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How The Hell Am I Still Married?

December 18, 2012

Wait… how many years have we been married? I don’t know? Seven? Eight? Oh my God, eight, this year is eight, shit. We totally missed the window for our seven year itches! If year seven is an itch, then eight is a rash. Sometimes it’s helpful to think of marriage as a sexually transmitted disease […]

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Thankful 2012

November 22, 2012

I’m thankful people have slowed down the cupcake freak-out and gone back to serving cake so I don’t feel like I’m stuffing my face like Wreck It Ralph at parties.

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Lazy Sunday: October 28th

October 28, 2012

There were tears at first, but then there were cheers and laughs and cock jokes. As we do.

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September 26, 2012

I plan to spend the day watching Dance Mom marathon and Center Stage (COOPER NIELSEN!).

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September 18, 2012

I’ve felt off for a couple weeks now, and I just want to lay on the floor, stare at the ceiling, and tell you this while the corners of my eyes well up, so come lay down next to me and let me say it all real fast before my voice gets all hiccupy. My […]

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The Swamp

July 23, 2012

I don’t like to get all sappy up in here, I prefer to keep the gooey emotions where they belong, namely, the corner of my closet where I eat my cupcakes; but I’m about to start my period, and I watched The Blind Side last night soooo…okay,  I’ll be quick. There was a swamp around […]

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Like a boss.

June 15, 2012

Take your iPad in the bathroom… like a boss.

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Her third year.

April 30, 2012

Once upon a time, a beautiful and really rested and youthful looking queen was pregnant with a baby girl. Everyone in the kingdom was super excited, and the queen just glowed with happiness, as she already had two handsome princes who, while totally adorable and sweet, mostly liked playing video games and peeing in the […]

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Today he’s five.

April 13, 2012

The little alarm on my iphone just beeped. It’s Wyatt’s birthday, remember? Of course I remember, iPhone. I don’t need an alarm to tell me that. (yes I do.) Today Wyatt is five. He loves Kung Fu Panda, the Three Stooges, and Adam West is his favorite Batman of all the Batmans. (even five year […]

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