A note from Andy.

May 25, 2011

A note from Andy.

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New York.

May 19, 2011

Feelings.  I’m having so many of them, all pointy and squishy and raw. I’m not really good at doing anything constructive with my feelings outside of repressing them or eating them. As a result, they mostly end up on my thighs, dissolved by xanax, or exploding out of me, normally in the car, often times […]

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The Road to New Orleans is Paved with Asphalt. And murderers. Anti-climactic, right?

April 19, 2011

This weekend, I took my fear of flying to a whole new level. I was doing ok for a while, but after a few strong turbulence setbacks, I’m back at the same panic level of that horse they shot in International Velvet for freaking the shit out 900 miles above the ground. I think I […]

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Lingering Cajun

April 18, 2011

Lingering Cajun.

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I wasn’t even going to write about this, but I can’t afford my therapy co-pay this month.

December 17, 2010

By the time the shuttle arrived to take us to the airport, I was sobbing. Not because I was going to miss my kids, or that I was missing Wyatt’s first ever school Christmas program, or that my favorite hair straightener broke the day before and I rationally announced to Andy THE TRIP WAS OFF […]

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Las Vegas.

December 14, 2010

You know in Sixteen Candles, when the Long Duk Dong opens the door the day of the wedding, all hung over after spending the night before drinking and riding a stationary bike with his new style American girlfriend, to tell Jake that Samantha isn’t home, she’s at the church getting married to the oily bohunk? […]

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Florida. Where I am the responsible one all of a sudden?

November 30, 2010

As it’s been clearly documented, I just love flying. As seen here. Here. Also here. And here. And, OMG here also. Seriously, even I annoy myself. But this time, on top of my own butt clenching, palm sweating, tongue numbing fear to fly, I had a whole slue of other things to worry about. Namely, […]

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Giving Thanks from 84° Fahrenheit

November 25, 2010

Yesterday morning, just as the sun was poking above the horizon, I awoke three groggy kids, hungover on failed attempts of pumpkin cookies and Tom and Jerry. I got them dressed in clothes handpicked for their lack of buttons and alarm triggering zippers, gathered two suitcases, one umbrella stroller, one double jogging stroller, three cars […]

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What Happens in Vegas…

November 18, 2010

I hope to see y’all there, it’s going to be sinfully awesome!

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September 1, 2010

I can’t remember how old I was when we stopped taking family vacations. I know it was after a road trip to Alabama, when my dad accidentally left me behind on a military battleship tour, and I peed my pants, because I am 60% sure I saw a ghost, and when they finally found me […]

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