I travel

The Florida Trip

November 17, 2011

File these under, Things That Make Me forget all the Overdraft Fees.

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A long strange trip.

October 28, 2011

Vader was framed.

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Vacation Observation.

October 27, 2011

When I see a German family of 4 sitting next to us on the monorail to Disney wearing matching culottes and Mickey visors, and Jude leans over and asks me why they are speaking Spanish to each other, I remember how awesome the world is.

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Priceless.

October 26, 2011

17,000 won to feel like a pirate for a day, or until you accidentally forget and touch your face ten thousand times until you look like a creepy clown from a Rob Zombie movie.

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Tales from the Road Part 2: I’m broke.

October 26, 2011

When Andy came back from Korea, he had 80,000 won  in his pocket. Which sounds like a lot, but it really it’s only, like $70. Wouldn’t it be awesome if Disney World money was like Korea money? I don’t know what it is. You go there with every rational thought and plan in the world. [...]

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Tales from the Road Part 1

October 24, 2011

Curse you fear of flight. I don’t know why, in my head, I envision road trips going better than they actually do. I mean, I know my kids are technophiles and they wouldn’t how to sing in a round if it punched them in the face, but really with the constant need for stimulation, already? The [...]

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On the road, again.

October 21, 2011

So tomorrow, we are driving to Florida.  Again. I know. Like Lindsay Lohan, I just never learn. But, we need to get away.  Like, Andy and I just look at each other with a face that says, “I need to fucking leave this place before everyone dies in a bathtub.” So, we decided to change [...]

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What would you do with 23 days?

July 8, 2011

What would you do with 23 days?

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Good Morning.

May 27, 2011

But, to be fair, I would have been weird even if there wasn’t a male intern putting two sided tape on my labia.

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I Roofies New York

May 25, 2011

The day before I left for New York, I made an emergency appointment with my doctor. Mostly because Andy woke up to find me hyperventilating in bed, singing Cats in the Cradle, and pricing slimming parachutes from my cell phone. It turns out, I don’t have a fear of flying, I have a phobia of [...]

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