I travel

Lazy Sunday: Palm Springs The Morning After

November 18, 2012

Amazing? Mighty? Gluttonous? Life-Changing? Hung-Over? WHERE ARE ALL MY BRAS!?

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This New Thing

November 12, 2012

I’ve never read The Secret. I understand the general premise, that you put what you want out into the universe, and by way of some sort of Oprah Hogwarts magic, it happens. But, I’m just not very new-agey, and also, I’m insanely distractable and impatient. I’ve been walking around all day wearing a post-it note [...]

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Secret Travel Diary: Dallas Or Die Tryin’

September 7, 2012

I’d fly Keanu Reeves Express Air if it was a good price, wasn’t shaped like a phone booth, and they didn’t have a Chicago layover, because O’Hare collects connecting flights like fucking Gollum.

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A Boy Named Sue

August 20, 2012

When you have three kids who are basically the same age, they kinda glob together into one mega kid who you assume gets enough specialness and attention from you. And that’s mostly true. They like the same things, eat the same foods, bath together, and basically function like those two younger Kardashian sisters who haven’t [...]

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New York or Bust.

August 2, 2012

Today I am off to New York City for a few days, and the cherry on top of that sundae is bringing my Jude. I prepped him by watching You’ve Got Mail, Big, a 24 hour Law & Order marathon and making him give me $15 every time he got something out of the fridge. [...]

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Hola Texas! Soy Virgin.

July 18, 2012

I just spent the week in Texas with my friend Shauna. I met Shauna a few years ago in New York City. We were sitting in a hotel room with a bunch of friends, and she was holding Gigi, who was just a baby at the time, when I looked over to find her dripping [...]

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The Elevator.

April 24, 2012

Any logical person would be like, oh my God, you should totally not go in there, and I’d be like, you’re right.

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Texas

April 5, 2012

I’ve never been to Texas. In fact, all I know about Texas I learned from the Rick Perry Presidential campaign and when Pee Wee toured the Alamo in Pee Wee’s Big Adventure. So, I had really high expectations, and when one of my best friend’s in the world, Shauna, asked us to stay with her, [...]

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Giants.

March 15, 2012

Sunday I fly out to Wisconsin, and thus starts the annual cycle of fear. I’ve talked way too many times before about my fear of flight, but it didn’t occur to me, until recently, how my fear of flight was effecting others. Color me selfish, y’all, but it turns out, people hate traveling with me, [...]

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Road Poetry

February 27, 2012

In case you missed it, we’re on the road. Driving from Ohio to Florida, because we just really enjoy doing that with three kids 5 and under. We’ve decided to escape for a week or so, which sounds way more romantic and mysterious than… Andy was going to lose his vacation days, my house is [...]

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