Orlando is for Families…and Overdraft Fees.

April 9, 2013

Once or twice a year we head down to Florida. It’s an absolute privilege my children get as a byproduct of having in-laws and friends that now reside in the Sunshine State. Last week I did a little venting on the myth that is the “family vacation.” I blame the steroids I was on for […]

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All Inlcusive Not Ohio

April 8, 2013

Related: don’t forget, I refuse to go on boats so no cruises, I mean, I still hate the ocean, it’s a pit of nightmares.

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Family Vacation? Liar.

April 2, 2013

I remember when we landed in Cleveland from L.A. We stood in baggage claim hand in hand. He carried my bags for me, and snuggled me close as we ran in the snow to our car. We stopped at a restaurant off the turnpike on the drive home, he ran in to pee and came […]

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The Ultimate Road Trip Playlist

March 13, 2013

So, if you’re traveling near or far soon, I highly suggest taking this gem along with you for the ride, you see, I know the best people, and they pick the best songs:)

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The Tiny Fashionista

March 8, 2013

Having a girl has been a really, really awesome head trip. After two boys, I totally wanted a girl, but I had no idea what I was getting. I mean, it’s way better than I expected, but sometimes Andy and I look at each other all… Where did she come from? How does she know […]

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L.A. Part Two: There’s somebody sleeping in my bed. And he’s still there.

February 4, 2013

I get weird in hotels. Under normal circumstances, in my home, I’m a germaphobe. I don’t use the upstairs bathroom because it perpetually smells like boy. I have my own orange juice in the fridge because I’m the only one who likes it extra pulpy, but also because I drink out of the bottle and […]

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Part One: Home from L.A.

January 24, 2013

Well, I just flew in from L.A., and boy are my arms tired. No, seriously. I drank heavily the entire flight and challenged everyone in first class to an arm wrestling match; my biceps are exhausted. This was actually a really scary trip for me. I mean, let’s be honest. I’m not thin. I’m not […]

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The Wanderlust List

December 19, 2012

And then, I quickly realized I travel places solely based on food, and decided that maybe I needed some outside input.

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Newsflash: Princess Kate is Pregnant and I’m afraid of heights.

December 4, 2012

I’m in New York City for exactly twenty eight hours to meet with Lucky jeans, more on that later. What matters is… the princess is pregnant. I don’t know what it is about Kate Middleton. Maybe it’s her pretty teeth, her shiny hair, the fact that we are the same size and could share clothes, […]

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The Great Wide Open

November 27, 2012

I spent last week in Palm Springs. Brittany fun fact, I actually lived there as an infant, but have absolutely no recollection of the event save for some story about how we used to live near Jackie Coogan, who was Uncle Fester in the Addams Family television show, and that he held me one time. […]

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