I Read Books

Dirty Little Book Club: Tres Happy Endings

October 10, 2012

Like, I need a Holy Water flavored enema, wrong.

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Happy Smut Day!

October 2, 2012

I’ve cleared my schedule, put clean sheets on the bed, and stocked up on Visine, because mama’s not stopping ’til this book is done.

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Lazy Sunday: September 23rd

September 23, 2012

I feel like my stunt double would have been Chris Farley with a red wig and fake boobs.

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A New Contender?

August 13, 2012

He Patrick Dempsey’ed us, you guys. Now we all need spankings.

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Humor Books on my Kindle

July 22, 2012

I wanted to share with you some favorites that are currently taking up residence on my Kindle right now, you know, in case you needed a break from having your sex stimulated and your inner goddess toyed with.

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Dirty Little Book Club: The Redheads

June 28, 2012

Who knew women over 30 were pretty, not at all old, and had sex in books.

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Our Dirty Little Book Club, Part Deux

June 1, 2012

If they are anything like Andy, they’ve been getting plenty of play the last few months courtesy of my 50 Shades of Libido.

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So You Read Fifty Shades of Grey, Now What!?

May 23, 2012

So you read Fifty Shades of Grey. You had lots of sex…with yourself and maybe others. And now you have no idea what the hell to do with yourself.

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Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter

May 14, 2012

Also, why was he not a hotter president, I could totally get behind him being a super hot tall guy who kills people with an axe.

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Fifty Shades Freed

April 11, 2012

Honestly, I am just glad this whole thing didn’t end with a half vampire baby with a stupid name.

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