So, I made a fucking vision board. It was like a craft project, which I’ve never really had the patience for. Ask that “scrapbook” over there. I had grand plans to do one for every kid and their first few years of life, but as of right now, it’s just a bunch of poorly at-home […]
Nothing helps me get over writers block quicker than reading. In fact, that’s a pretty common writing tip. Wanna write a book? Go read some.
I’m working on a bit of a creative project this week, which usually means stress. Something I do not deal with well and usually translates to scenarios like… Brittany eats all the food. Brittany stays up all night writing a Jerry Maguire manifesto. Brittany googles religious cults. Brittany cuts her own bangs. But I figured […]
Well. This escalated quickly. Hide your pearls, we get every kind of TMI in this episode. Plus visual aides. I highly recommend the books of our amazing guests: Tiffany Reisz: The Siren The Angel The Prince The Mistress Files The Mistress Alice Clayton: The Unidentified Redhead The Redhead Revealed Wallbanger
Not safe for work. Watch this in your closet with a sleeve of Chips Ahoy and a bottle of wine. And some lube.
I yell at movie screens. And televisions, especially commercials. Talk radio, motivational speakers, elementary school plays… What the hell, if you’re going to do Grease, Rizzo has to miss her period, it’s integral, I could give two fucks that they’re eight. Maybe don’t do Grease until everyone is menstruating, John Travolta is turning in his […]
This post contains spoilers. All kinds of spoilers. No joke. I saw Breaking Dawn Part 2 in Palm Springs with my girls Allison, Alice and Keili this weekend. Ok, Andy went, too, but he refused to have it documented on iPhone film. Also, I totally wore my Vampire Baseball shirt, again. Dressing up for movies? […]
Click here to check out my warped and hilarious thoughts on book one. Book two. Book three.
As always, my reading comprehension is spot on and ridiculous. Click here for my thoughts on book one. Book two. Book three.