House Love

Garage Fridge

March 13, 2013

This weekend we put a fridge in our garage. We have a garage fridge. Exciting, right? Okay just stay with me here, I have a point, let me muddle about to get there a sec. We put a fridge in our garage… and then I had an emotional breakdown. See? There’s the hook you were [...]

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The Art of Garage Sales

September 21, 2012

I feel like my personalities change with the seasons. Like, in the spring, Andy knows it’s time for Self-Reflective Brittany who wants to do things like try out a new religion or host an exchange student. I’m pretty sure Jesus was reborn during this time, so I’m like, let’s start meditating and opening our home [...]

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The Family Closet

June 19, 2012

This weekend I have been coping with weird feelings. Nesting feelings, if you will. Without the whole fetus mess, obviously. I can make that statement confidentially because I bought one of those at-home doppler things my last pregnancy, and I use it occasionally when I think I have a tapeworm. Last Friday I had a [...]

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Two Parties, One Hangover

May 7, 2012

There are two ways to look at this weekend. I’m either a genius, or the stupidest person on the planet. Andy feels like it’s the latter, but I’d like to think it’s a tie. April, in general, is a super bad month for us. We were all born in April, save for Jude, whose birthday [...]

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Kyle

February 8, 2012

Kyle thinks your soul patch is a cliche and your Northface jacket is obnoxious.

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Playing House.

February 23, 2011

We have been in our forever house for a year. I would be lying if I said there weren’t still at least three boxes in the garage left to unpack. I’m assuming they are full of sports bras, ovulation tests and my Jack Lallane Juicer, because it’s been 14 months and I have yet to [...]

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Hot Tub.

September 26, 2010

There is a hot tub room off of our bedroom. The second we moved in, we were all, WOOO HOOO HOT TUB! Because, as you learn early on, only really awesome things happen in hot tubs. Well, ok, not everything is awesome.  My first hot tub experience was at Tami Taylor’s birthday party in junior [...]

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In bed.

September 3, 2010

In high school I had a wrought iron canopy bed with lavender bedding, and lavender and pink throw pillows.  My matching nightstand was filled with scribbled in journals, vases of dried dead flowers that teenage girls hang on until they eventually turn to liquid, and pretty smelling candles to hide the smell of pot. My [...]

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The lady on CNN said it was a buyers market. And CNN never lies…or spends too much time covering the questionable deaths of celebrities or dogs who sound like they are talking when they bark. Which is actually pretty awesome.

September 9, 2009

I got home at midnight Monday night. I was woozy from beer, steak, pasta salad, and cake.  Lots of cake. I couldn’t even drive myself. I mean, I could’ve, but I had to unzip my pants and recline my seat to function properly, and I am always super afraid a truck driver is going to [...]

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