If you follow me on Instagram, you’ve noticed something is a little different about me these days.
Macklemore and Ryan Lewis are kinda a big deal in our house right now, and the album has been on repeat for over a month. Which is awesome because if you haven’t seen a 4 year old in an Ariel dress rap? You haven’t lived. Since we are a mere 3 days away from summer […]
Curvy girls have great hair. At least I do. I mean, for so long, it was my only redeeming quality. Well, at least she has great hair…. It’s the “but she’s got such a pretty face” of comments. Whatever, cute hair totally made women’s denim colored stretch slacks acceptable in junior high. I have gotten […]
I’ve always been a shaver. It’s easier, cheaper, and I can do it myself, which is typically how I like to address my vagina outside of an intercourse or baby-coming-outta-it setting. For those things, I’ve found the involvement of others is best. I tried waxing once in high school…sorta. Of the various awesome things to […]
On any given day, I estimate Andy give less than two shits about my hair. On our wedding night, when we were totally too drunk and exhausted to consummate things, we fell asleep in our clothes making silly life promises to each other. Promise me you’ll never not be in the mood. Promise me you’ll […]
I have gotten lots of request about my hair. Like what I use in it, and how I make it do… whatever it is it does. So, here is a probably ineffective tutorial on how to get my hair. I actually did it two ways, a picture by picture breakdown, and then a video tutorial. […]
Sometimes, I like to pretend I am a hair stylist. It’s one of those jobs I always wished I had, much like being a teacher so I could decorate bulletin boards or a marine biologist so I could be tan. Never mind that other people’s children annoy me, or that the ocean is a giant […]
There’s a section in my Parents Magazine called, It Happened To Me, where parents write in and share some horrific thing they experienced so that we can all learn from their random mistake. I read it in the bathroom. It’s a section I usually use to convince myself how much better of a parent I […]