It’s April, my birthday month, which is also the start of a marathon mind fuck surrounding things like mortality and the afterlife and if Hunger Games time will come before or after I am gone.
The Girl’s Girl
Yesterday my friend Loren said something incredibly kind about me. She called me a “girl’s girl.” Someone that fights to level the girl playing field, and reminding each other that we’re on the same team and we need to look out for each other. This is Loren and I before Field Day at Camp Throwback. […]
The Internet is a Place. For Real.
My friend Amy shared a video with me this morning about a boy named Josh who was previously bullied after losing his dad, but one day decided to open doors for people, and it changed his life. It was the typical tearjerker, emotional piano music in the background, only watch this shit on your period […]
Group Therapy
“8 and three dashes.” “What?” “8 and three… yes three dashes.” I hold three fingers up into the air as Andy and my brother Adam stare at me from the table saw positioned on the deck. “8 and three dashes.” I yell at them again from the center of the dining room. “What the fuck […]
Confidence… WE GOT THIS.
There is a box at the very top of my closet full of photographs. Remember those? Archaic artifacts from a time when we needed our memories to be tangible and red-eyed. The box is deceiving. While the photos weigh mere ounces, the collection itself contains hundreds of pounds gained and lost and gained again. Glossy […]
I said YES!
While in Fort Worth, Shauna and I met up with the fabulous Chelsea McGowan. Chelsea is like, this mind blowing photographer, and it was such a life changing experience. I learned to be a sexy red head. I learned to love my thighs. And, I learned to follow my heart….. Sorry boys, we’re taken! Click […]
Texas
I’ve never been to Texas. In fact, all I know about Texas I learned from the Rick Perry Presidential campaign and when Pee Wee toured the Alamo in Pee Wee’s Big Adventure. So, I had really high expectations, and when one of my best friend’s in the world, Shauna, asked us to stay with her, […]
The cure for the down lows.
Do you know how to braid? Should I whiten my teeth, like, pretend you are looking at me, and I look like myself, only with whiter teeth, how do I look? Can I paint my toes hot pink in the winter, or is that like white after Labor Day? Andy, seriously, can you tell I’m […]
And enough.
In March of 2005, I lost one of my dearest friends. My cooking buddy. My business partner. A girl who stood up for me on my wedding day, and spent the night before stuffed into bed with me as we giggled about weddings and babies and boys. She was an artist, a singer, and my […]