Fashion

Lipstick & Diamonds

March 4, 2013

I am the first to admit it, I have an off-the-shoulder shirt obsession. I blame Mia Michaels from, like, every season of So You Think You Can Dance.

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It Happened: Eyelash Extensions

February 28, 2013

About a month ago, I turned to Facebook to talk eyelashes. Mainly, mine are crap, how can I make them be less crap? My lashes are very short, some are curly, some are straight, and then some just bend in, like, 90 degree angles. I have no idea what Danny DeVito’s pubic hair looks like, [...]

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Spanx & Body Image

February 22, 2013

(P.S. I was totally wearing Spanx during this taping.) (P.P.S. Yes you can have sex through the Spanx hole. True story.)

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A Red Lipstick Valentine’s Day

February 12, 2013

I don’t own lipstick, weird right? I own tons of cheapo balms and glosses, but no actual lipstick. The last time I wore it was in a shade of matte brown with a grungy flannel shirt and Dr. Martens, so like, not since Lilith Fair happened. That being said, I have a total girl crush [...]

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Yay Cleavage!

February 6, 2013

My new tee from Raygun keeps all the boys coming to my yard. It also could be from all the strippers I pay to stand out front.

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What About Bob All Up In Here.

January 29, 2013

Remember how yesterday I told you guys I had a t-shirt problem?

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Playing Dress Up: Mid-Winter/Pre-Spring Wardrobe Confusion

January 28, 2013

Ohio is in year two of a total identity crisis. Under normal circumstances, we’d be pleasantly into our second month of thick snow, with no end in sight until at least May. But, while I was freezing my ass off in below freezing temps last night, today I’m glaring at melting snow everywhere and 50 [...]

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Today is Bangin’.

January 15, 2013

Up next, those delightful high waited skirts like Mindy Kahling wears on The Mindy Project. Or maternity jeggings. I CAN’T EVEN DECIDE.

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Playing Dress Up: Wide Calf Boots

November 5, 2012

You know, it’s funny. The exact reason I got the idea for Curvy Girl Guide two years ago was because I wanted to try tall boots, but I’m plus size,  had no idea how they would actually look, I couldn’t find any real life pictures, and all the boots I tried on in stores didn’t [...]

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Lazy Sunday: October 21st

October 21, 2012

If you were to ask me, which was harder, applying fake lashes or childbirth without an epidural, I would say tie. No wait, the lashes, because the baby was gonna fall out, regardless, getting these suckers on straight was touch and go.

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