Chubby Girl

Last Call Brittany: Chubby Girls in Bikinis

May 17, 2013

Last night we talked about bathing suits, how weird are boobs are, and how much we suck at dieting. Big time. Get excited for next week, we’re going live with Part 2 of our Dirty Book Club Series, with best selling authors Tiffany Reisz and Alice Clayton back for another smutty go ’round!

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The Sprats

May 7, 2013

Jack Sprat could eat no fat. His wife could eat no lean. And so between them both, you see, They licked the platter clean. The other day, out of the blue, Andy asked me if I found him as attractive as I did in high school. My immediate reaction was to laugh, which I did, [...]

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Good Morning America

May 6, 2013

I told you why I did it, and now you can see it for yourself. Click here for the full article. I said this on Facebook, but I want to say it here as well… I need to take a moment to just say thank you for all the support. It is an absolute honor [...]

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The Post Puberty Super Pre-Menopause Fedora?

April 22, 2013

Last week we had an 80 degree day. It’s back to 50 now, so let’s not get excited, but this is how Ohio works. Dick teasing us with moments of warmth and sun, only to pull out at the exact moment you consider packing your winter coat away. The warm weather was lovely, but it [...]

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Open Mouth Kissing My Thirties

April 16, 2013

Andy and I are the same age. Born a mere 23 days apart. But if you ask Jude, our math savant son… Andy is 32. I am 30. So, fine, I lied about my age to my six year old son who could give all of zero fucks about the number. But, I cared and [...]

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Weighing In About My Weight on ABC’s Full Plate

April 14, 2013

Last week I sat down with the fabulous Rebecca Regnier to chat about why one Earth it’s news when a non-model puts on a bathing suit.

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The Brazilian

April 12, 2013

I’ve always been a shaver. It’s easier, cheaper, and I can do it myself, which is typically how I like to address my vagina outside of an intercourse or baby-coming-outta-it setting. For those things, I’ve found the involvement of others is best. I tried waxing once in high school…sorta. Of the various awesome things to [...]

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Summer Maxi

March 29, 2013

Yeahhhhh…. no. I know my body. I know my thighs. I know how attractive I look fishing fabric out of the fold of my vagina. Bottom line? I am not built for shorts. Even at my thinnest, like in high school when I thought I was a fat ass but would now drink the blood [...]

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Because

March 26, 2013

I arrived in Florida to tornadoes, hail, cool temperatures… oh, and an email box full of requests from morning news shows. All because a chubby girl wore a bikini on the internet. I mean, can you even imagine!? So, yesterday we spent the day poolside with the crew of Good Morning America. We talked about [...]

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Step Right Up, The Most Exciting Game On The Midway!

March 21, 2013

Navin R. Johnson: The most exciting game on the midway! Imagine the thrill of getting your weight guessed by a professional! You can blow up your cheeks, you can stick out your chest, but you’re not going to fool the guesser. How ’bout you, sir? Step right up! Carnival Goer: Hey honey, let’s see how [...]

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