When the Internet Steals Your Pictures

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First of all, if you came here via a search like “OMG SOMEONE STOLE MY PHOTO ONLINE!?,” this is awkward, but I actually have no real advice for you outside of procuring a lawyer and having them handle all the legal crap. Way easier. Also, maybe go see Maleficent twice in a 5 day span […]

I am Santa.

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Alright, who’s coming over to clean this mess up? I blame these heathens. On December 24th my house was Priest-clean (what’s that? Oh, click here.), but by 7am on December 25th it turns into a dump and I’m waiting for the Junk Lady from The Labyrinth to pop out all, what’s the matter, don’t you […]

Day 1 of Brittany’s Favorite Things…bearing in mind, she has ridiculously low standards.

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“You don’t even count as a person until you’re 30.” -Audrey Binkowski It’s not that I am going to be thirty, per say. I mean yes, in two days, I will be thirty.  No longer twenty anything.  Thirty. Three.  Oh. Every birthday from hence fourth will only bring me another, larger, thirty something number, that […]

Cheating.

I have really strong beliefs about marriage and monogamy. Not in the extreme right, Carrie Prejean kind of way. Two dudes, two ladies, I don’t care.  As long as they are of age and one of them is not Charlie Sheen, they have my blessing. Extra blessings if I can be the Maid of Honor […]

If I listened to my parents in high school, I’d be Barack Obama right now.

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Hey. If any of you are looking for those guys from high school that played tons of sports, didn’t own a t-shirt without the sleeves cut off, pushed people into lockers, or harassed classmates because they looked “fat,” “geeky,”  “dykey” or “faggy?” Relax. Because, I totally found them! They are coaching my sons’ tee-ball league. […]