from: brittany@email
to: andy@email

THERE IS SOMETHING MOVING INSIDE OF ME.

from: andy@email
to: brittany@email

Well it’s not a baby because you’re on your period, right?

from: brittany@email
to: andy@email

How do you know that?

from: andy@email
to: brittany@email

The bathroom garbage is full of wrappers from your tampons and candy. And I have an alarm on my google calendar.

from: brittany@email
to: andy@email

That is fucking creepy.

from: andy@email
to: brittany@emailm

It’s probably just gas.

from: brittany@email
to: andy@email

Ouch. That’s offensive. It’s probably a tape worm.

from: andy@email
to: brittany@email

So it’s not okay I think you’re having a normal digestive reaction to eating food, but being full of disgusting parasites is okay?

from: brittany@email
to: andy@email

Worms are always cuter than farts. It’s weird you don’t know that.

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