from brittany
reply-to to date So Andrew,
Jude came home from school today to tell me he didn’t eat the sandwich I made him for lunch because he only likes white bread, not brown bread. I have never even given these kids white bread. Just wheat, like my mom did, because it builds CHARACTER.
I think the school is turning him into a racist? That, or all his little peers are in the KKK?
Do they make everything bread, like everything bagels? I am going to buy him that to eat, so he learns to love all breads, regardless of color.
Sometimes it amazing how much better of parents we are than other people, ya know?
Love you bunches!
B
They do make everything bread. I live in Ohio and can only find it at Walmart in the bakery. Also, this was hilarious.
Hmmmm. Thank you for the giggle. Now I urge you to buy pumpernickel, pita, hard rolls, and some “black and white” cookies for Jude. And stop letting him attend the local Neo Nazi Bakers Union meetings. They really are feeding him a lot of negative energy.
I wouldn’t start worrying until he shuns Coco-Pebbles for Kix.
THEN it’s serious.
Clearly, by “Coco-Pebbles” I meant Coco-Puffs.
Because that’s the black alternative to Kix.
For Coco-Pebbles, the whitey brand is plain Rice Krispies. And NOBODY would make THAT switch.
Racist or Not.