Awww, look how precious she is! She looks exactly like me and that dude I slept with outside the DMB concert last year. Just kidding. B
ANDY! Why aren’t you answering any of your 300 cell phones? Are you on fire?If you’re not on fire call me, I think I broke the TV. -Me P.S. Be nice when you call.
Would it be weird for you if I got these? I always wished I’d had braces, so let me know:) Love, me
Hey so- The gas guy came to turn off our gas, he said we didn’t pay our “bill?” I gave him money and said I have never seen this “bill.” He said using air quotes doesn’t make things imaginary. It’s summer, gas should be free, this is a racket, I just emailed them from your […]
Dear Andy,Feeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelings. I am having them. Girl ones. I would bring me flowers and tell me how pretty I am or else when you get home I’m gonna talk to you about my period.Love B
Hey- Do u have a life insurance policy? I’m not asking because I’m gonna kill you, I’m filling out a form…on contractkillers.org. Ha. No but seriously, do you have one?-Me