Dear Andrew, Do you know how I know it’s time for another baby? I start thinking about buying a pet monkey that wears diapers and plays with human toys. It’s monkey time. Love, Britt
Hey babe- That hole in our basement, the sump pump thing, is that deep, or not deep? Could something live in it? I was just doing laundry down there and I think I heard a scratching sound under the lid! It’s either an animal or a poltergeist, either way I don’t want to go down there […]
Hey sweetie, I really don’t want to go to the movies tonight. I am just too pregnant and I will spend the whole time crawling over you to pee. I can’t sit on the ends because the floor lights are too distracting, plus my leg will go numb and then I will complain to you […]
OMG You don’t have to say yes, but can we order this? I bet it would help get a new baby to sleep…. Britt
Andy- I wiped my face on your face last night while you were sleeping. HEAR ME OUT. I did it because I am getting sick and I figured if you got sick, too, we could both take off work and snuggle. Unless I have a fever and then you can’t touch me until it breaks […]
Hey Andy- How funny would it be if I was pregnant………………………………….with a baby!? Just kidding, make your dentist appointment.Love me.
Hey Andrew guess what!I have an idea, let’s invent something. You think of the thing and I will work on a theme song. “something something something, best friends forever, something something, best product ever…” Does it sound weird because FOREVER and EVER don’t rhyme as much as they are the same word? Keep me […]
ANDY! Why aren’t you answering any of your 300 cell phones? Are you on fire?If you’re not on fire call me, I think I broke the TV. -Me P.S. Be nice when you call.